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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

shinryurex

I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil

Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches

rpgfun

Not enough kyubey?

Body Found in Fast Food Again

rickak1

Not again...

I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music

vulcan64

♫They call him Ripper, Ripper♫

The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"

shinryurex

will you people ever shut the fuck up?

pokemonfan2000man

Let the storm rage on

asshole

They cant hold it back anymore

Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit

shinryurex

Doesn't life make this come to people naturally?

Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!

shinryurex

Reverse 9/11? 11/9?

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

kcherin

All of that Fire Emblem waifus... (drools)

33 Perfect Places for a President Obama Extends Marriage Benefits to Gay People Who Knew a Speech About His Lifetime NBA Ban

kiygre

Just the second half of this is golden

How to Tie Stuff Up W/Stephen Hawking

kiygre

This is the best. Hands down.

ISIS Issues Video Challenge to President Obama: Don't Feel Like Crap

kiygre

ISIS quoted as saying "We dare you not to feel like crap after being such a shit president. Get WREKT"

Who Still Cares About Those

kiygre

This should be the title of every celebrity following magazine

Watch This Now You May Pay Less for Heat This Winter Is "Drunkorexia" Really a Thing? Meh

kiygre

Target audience: JonTron

China Has the Potential to Become Bandicoot Cheddarcheese

jdowzell

Obligatory "I loved Bandicoot Cheddarcheese in Sherlock" comment.

The Fuck Up Forever Misguided

darkstar_ai

sounds like my life

Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge

pokemonfan2000man

Why is this getting so popular? Anyone would do that. Or maybe it's against religion to drop f-bombs. I don't study religions.

The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say

viitaliity

'probably'

STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership

viitaliity

Where the hell is my Submarine

Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless

viitaliity

That is one of the most awesome headlines I've read so far

19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings

Please Don't Learn Anything

viitaliity

I'm certain that that's my country's motto. (Not U.S btw)

Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments

viitaliity

What a twist

Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him

viitaliity

Was that baby Jesus?

69 Things More Erotic Than the President

floppycsx

Nothing is more erotic than the president. The only place where this headline would be is the onion.

Disney Character's Face Falls Off During Live Show, Inspired by Actual Human Bodies

derpy01

i would hope

shirona

XD

clone52

wtf

Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary

dragonkyng

Well they're not wrong

Longtime "Saturday Night Live" Announcer Don Pardo Dies at Age 88 Seconds

asshole

Such a long time

20 Reasons to Eat

asshole

1. To avoid death

How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them

asshole

Wat

Rihanna Wants a Nuke

asshole

Who doesnt?

Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed

ish

this is me

Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?

rpgfun

The most glorious play

All Republicans Want to Fuck Me

dragonkyng

We do. We totally do

"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale

pokemonfan2000man

How much?

25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive

pokemonfan2000man

25 votes for 25 technologically gifted cats. gg

19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand

pokemonfan2000man

Being a ghost orb, this headline affected me.