I'm at my desk and I can't stop laughing! :D
Which is weird seeing as most of them don't work underwater...
XD
this is da bess
You read it wrong
The lost Dr. Seuss book.
China is growing too powerful
I guess I'll put the pokeball down.
Penis used Harden! Penis used String shot! It's super effective!
Victreebel used Swallow!
Use Pound
the irony is strong with this one so i thought i'd save it
Hi sources
straight outta the retirement home
my selfies
im weak
@u
one more place i can't go
i read this as pootin' on the moon like farting in the moon
Supernatural anyone?
This is gold omfg
Give or take 46 years
ho ho hooooo Merry Christmas! :P
holy shit XD
Per month
Welcome to fanfiction.net
This sounds like a real article from the onion
Its about time
Like Valentine's Day?
Understandable.
Waluigi's Song.
I KNOW, right?
OH SHIT.
inb4 payday2
What a klutz!
THE NERVE!
"Why are we homophobes?!"
Sums up me whenever I'm working on a computer
Yeah, well I've got a full beard, and it's ginger, even though my hair is blond. FUCK YOU!
Muh Soginy
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I'm at my desk and I can't stop laughing! :D