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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water

Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water by smuta2006 via Flickr

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2014-02-27 thepenguinking2

"I expected to spray fire from my hands."

2014-03-01 cowhouse

further proof that teen girls are powerful

2014-12-20 backley5868

This sounds like a real article from the onion

2015-03-13 derp

the new female jesus is in denial

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