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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here

notaweeaboo

shit

Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk

notaweeaboo

game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk

To Do: Go to Hell

notaweeaboo

when some1 hate on bae

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

notaweeaboo

same

Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

notaweeaboo

@sonicgtr SLAYYYY

Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit

notaweeaboo

favorite thing

The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms

notaweeaboo

an interesting read

Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?

notaweeaboo

good

WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live

notaweeaboo

teen romance movies

"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt

notaweeaboo

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone

notaweeaboo

american sex ed

Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay

notaweeaboo

yassss francis yassss

Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many

notaweeaboo

and theyre coming to america to kill all the natives

Autism Linked to Autism

notaweeaboo

autism experts: "this is a BREAKTHROUGH!!1!!"

Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works

notaweeaboo

same

Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game

notaweeaboo

cant wait

Is There Even a Government

notaweeaboo

no

Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?

notaweeaboo

a breakthrough

Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness

notaweeaboo

not surprised tbh

Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident

vulcan64

Another one?

Official List of Lists

lostphone

-list
-list
-list

Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal

xannish

Unreal.

Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?

xannish

I'd watch that.

We Are Made From Cookies

jessicavalencia

Interesting headline!

Rihanna Wants a Nuke

torcularis

I want to drop a nuke on Rihanna.

Things That Are Going to Kill Obama and Petraeus

torcularis

NSA reporting in.

Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Nah, they'd buy it first, THEN ruin it.

Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep

nebby_get_in_the_bag

And thus, the Kinect was made.

Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Jimmies Status: Rustled

I'm Still Not a Boob

dandylion90

Yes you are, Josh.

New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks

nebby_get_in_the_bag

I have a bad feeling part of this is real.

Now You Can Make Eggs

nebby_get_in_the_bag

HowToBasic would have a field day with this, if it was real.

Nintendo Unveils the iPhone

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Just like Sony releasing the new X-Bax 2600? EXS BAX

Chicago Suburban Police Shoot and Kill Man Who Attacked Drag Queen While Wearing "ironic" KKK Costume Running for Dubya's Third Term

mattbiggi

So much what going on here

US Murderer Executed With a Tweezer Shank!

mattbiggi

Haha really

Why You've Never Heard of Course

notaweeaboo

me @deaf person

They Weren't Happy With New GF

notaweeaboo

click on it

notaweeaboo

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAI5wFJfQtCDIV2Hr784h8_rC9jh2L_e0JrH5OsfOg5YOtT0sAnlaXjqVA

19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Dammit, I'm a ghost cube.

Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen"

nebby_get_in_the_bag

We're all sure this is real.