Headline Smasher

Oh Palutena~

I can already see it.
Kirby with breasts...
*Throws up*

fucking outrageous. how can he get away with this?

sounds legit.

repost!!!!!!!

Who wouldn't?

You not voting on it won't make any less people want to fuck me.

Have you seen that guy at McDonalds that uses the bathroom and doesn't wash their hands? That is exactly what they are thinking

No way

Ya tom Ford is badass

I dont know,there is?

finally

we'll finally have a name for that feel when no gf

Aka, Ad.fly.

Did that cost me!?

Pfft, I already saw that on Mythbusters!

But... That's the headline. Just with "Map:" on the front.

Michael Bays directs.

Nooooo D=

Because you got threatened for this, here's some other things you might like getting threatened over:

This was the oldest smash that had 0 votes, but now I've made it into a one.

Oh, you flatter me.

I'd watch it.

This will make a great insult when robots can have conversations with people.

PERFECT CROSSOVER

I didn't see the quotes in the other version, so this changes everything.

Oh GOD.

*This Poop Train is great!*

Good for you. :)

Yeah. No ****.

Wat.

This article made my week! :,)

not again >:(

I'd watch a Pikachu try that.

Watch_Dogs joke.

Cute Aggression would sounds like an all-girl pop-punk band from the 90s.

SPOILERS: Snape kills Dumbledore, reveals he is Luke's father and Keyzer Soze, and was also a ghost this whole time.

The internet in a nutshell

pffft

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