Headline Smasher

One time only or subscription?

Of course it's microsoft

Slow news day, huh?

damn it Justin

*Easy Baked Oven

Easy Bake Oven?

This is news?

Fabulous.

1 like=1 more dead motherfucker

My post-college goal

Russia is out of control

Next they'll tackle the intricacies of spoons.

And stop him we shall. From what, we don't know, but dammit he will be stopped.

Ah, thank goodness, I was getting sick of our current robot overlord

I'm not falling for this again

Looking at you, Ghandi

thank

now that's gonna be interessting.

well THAT must have been a fun experience.

The origin for the first half is wierder that the actual headline

Hate when that happens

Sad part is that i would seriously bet there is fanart of that. Fanfic is a given considering the madhouse that is the Sonic fandom

There is no excuse, this title sat at the top of an otherwise blank page!

After all this time this remains one of my absolute favorites :D

Too real man, I'm hardcore procrastinating here. Too real.

Sounds like a real video title :P

It becomes self-aware

Did I win?

First poptart guns, and now this. Kids are out of control

We must learn his secrets

the denver airport is pretty horrifying so i wouldn't be surprised

The Government Says

SEX... in SPACE!

That one was a rollercoaster from start to finish

The Ukrainian civil war.

Well it would work

this is rated too high

a.k.a he's just taking a shit xD

Seems a little paranoid to me, but the Illuminati are finally primed for world domination afterall. Just ask Weird Al,

Hey, so do I.