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Almost Had a Shit

treckasec

same s my d

How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy

pokemonfan2000man

This is the tutorial we all need!

"District 9" Director Has a Ukraine-Size Hole

wil

foot

I'd Fuck a Dragon

wil

@sarkas older headlines sometimes don't have sources before we added that feature, sadly

Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters

wil

o shit!

Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs

interhai

The debate we all really wanted...

How to Be Patient

interhai

I can't wait for the rest of this headline

When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds

seamoose

Don't lie to me, bob, I KNOW you never did!

He Put a Slab of Concrete in Their Morning Lattes

theexister

Return the slab.......................

You Did It Again

ericpaz

Oops!

Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend

firebug

Upworthy isn't exactly a real news site...

Official List of Lists

firebug

@tyab it should, because it's not a list of lists that don't contain themselves.

Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq

seamoose

Kanye is apparently shooting lots of people

Amy Schumer Takes a Stand, Declares "Terrorists Are Bad."

ferrihydrite

this is a bit too topical right now

Get the Fuck Up?

thebookwyrm

Maybe? Not really feeling it...

Ladies and Gentleman, the Real Meaning of Christmas Is Garbage

thebookwyrm

Sincerely, Scrooge

Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer

narkysawtooth

They have a shot.

James Blunt Says He Has Grown Another Face

arbmanthesheep

Janus Blunt, more like it.

The Hulk Hogan

typhoonjim

...is a jabroni. I put him in camel clutch

Yes... Yes... I Am Death

aguywhosmashesthingys

Best one-liner ever

Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_-

aguywhosmashesthingys

Aliens in a nutshell

Minecraft Pocket Edition's "Biggest Update Yet" Released Terrorists

bricksponge2015

oh my god XD

Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance

ferrihydrite

grover can't melt steel beams

narkysawtooth

Uh-oh. I think that, with the last bit... "BroBible" is a bit mistaken. I'm pretty sure the actual lyrics are "Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked," which would be a song claiming that 9/11 was an inside job.

J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina

tat25guy

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Japan's Getting a Sequel!

tat25guy

Japan 2: Tentacle Porn Boogaloo

bricksponge2015

CHILDHOOD IZ RUINED!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!111111!!!!!!!!1!

vulcan64

JAPAN 2: JAPAN HARDER

narkysawtooth

No.
No.
No.
No.

This Is Pretty Much Bullshit

aguywhosmashesthingys

Ok.

I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?

adsf

It's definitely a start.

Straight Couple Trying to Censor Popular Cartoons

bricksponge2015

You don't say?

How Well Do You Feel on Mondays

greevon

not well

I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh

aguywhosmashesthingys

The funeral will commence.

8 years later,
Corpse: "HAHAHAHAHA"

Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail

shinryurex

Oh god I feel funny many months later.

A Dragon Comes

narkysawtooth

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What the Internet Makes Worse

narkysawtooth

Everything?

10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly

narkysawtooth

More than expected.

Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys"

ferrihydrite

this is the best

HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico

seamoose

HAHA