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7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong

thepenguinking2

Doge.

How to Avoid Being Eaten

thepenguinking2

Don't go near animals that eat you. Simple as that.

5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana

biohazardx_x

The Amazing Athiest comes to mind

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

faultyfloorboard

Fire Emblem Fates in a nutshell

thepunkchunker

Is this gonna be that video game they were thinking about possibly making?

Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry

faultyfloorboard

STOP BITCOIN OPRESSION

Bees Are Actually Donuts

thepenguinking2

So here's 21 ways to eat them.

Not All Digital Versions of Andy Warhol

lordandrew

#NotAllDigitalVersionsOfAndyWarhol

Tina Fey and Amy Just Fuck Already?

bryllddsde

Shipping a ship with canon Unresolved Sexual Tension in a nutshell.

twycc

Always thought this fam

The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof

bryllddsde

A new epic about the most underrated hero in history, coming soon!

thepenguinking2

The roof, Patrick, the roof. The, Roof.

Our iPhone 6 Is Ripping Out Chunks of Peoples Hair

lordandrew

You're holding it wrong.

Russia Is a Huge Mistake

thepenguinking2

Yeah. You guys had no reason to make it so freaking big.

What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics

thepenguinking2

Hahahaha! That's impossible. Just like autism being linked to autism.

Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans

thepenguinking2

Thank goodness. I thought I could handle the tool for mongooses, but I happened to be wrong.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed

thepenguinking2

Are you even a poet? Because rhymes, do you know it?

Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch

unemondesansdanger

That got serious quickly

BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism

faultyfloorboard

Why am I not suprised

The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher

faultyfloorboard

mmmm

Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg

faultyfloorboard

why is this si funy

"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers

faultyfloorboard

So this is the result of the Disney buyout

Bob Saget Officially Joins Marvel Cinematic Universe

faultyfloorboard

FINALLY

There's So Much Ass

faultyfloorboard

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle

faultyfloorboard

This got dark real fast

Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman

faultyfloorboard

THEY KNOW.

Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See

faultyfloorboard

shower thoughts

Mega Man Killed

faultyfloorboard

By capcom

You Have a Huge Design Flaw

faultyfloorboard

i know ;(

Life Has Been Cancelled

faultyfloorboard

They forgot the "half" and "3"

Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang

faultyfloorboard

damn...
well time to cancel my plans for the next few months

Autism Linked to Autism

faultyfloorboard

WOAHHHHH

What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet

faultyfloorboard

Yes.

thepenguinking2

For your information, I am actually a hard-boiled egg.

Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend

faultyfloorboard

My ex wife still misses me...

Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL

twycc

Omg finally the perfect headline

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

thepenguinking2

Everything is considered offensive these days, huh?

Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users

thepenguinking2

What's the eagle's problem with bitcoins?

I'd Fuck a Dragon

thepenguinking2

Almost 1,200 people would fuck a dragon. Amazing.

Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable

deli73

Accurate