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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache

You Suck Because I Have a Moustache by Roman on flickr via Flickr

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2014-01-07 me

Also, your argument is invalid.

2014-05-14 reeses2150

AHA! But alas I have a moustache of my own good sir!

2014-12-13 emothicaljohno

Yeah, well I've got a full beard, and it's ginger, even though my hair is blond.
FUCK YOU!

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