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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON

Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON by G.Hotz Photography (busy as a bee =) via Flickr

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2014-04-18 mikehermann

O, rly?

2014-05-26 captainmordor

i know I am

2015-05-31 aguywhosmashesthingys

Selenophobia.

2021-12-12 thepenguinking2

Can't sexually harass the moon

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