Fi Nuh Lee!
Mmm fuck me @a_dragon_ oWo
We'll have to arrest the bodies afterwards. Rules are rules.
Sounds like the title to Old Man McGucket‘s autobiography.
Yay!
Perfect!
Savage
Don't mess with Texas.
I can't stop laughing at this one.
A new record!
rip family and friends
*Eardrum-shattering, sonic boom levels of ARFing intensifies*
No I won’t. Not 2018’s at least
the pie is a lie
I didn't even think this was one of my funnier ones. :|
This happened one Halloween when I was in high school.
Parthenogenesis activate!
Don’t tell me what to do!
Great! I’ll take seven of them.
They’ll break your teeth!
I can't say this is all that much weirder than the original headline. But whatever.
They already have.
Well, he was a target of the #MeToo movement...
Nooooo!
my favorite of David Lynch's short films
Draw me like one of your French horns
Mainly because of a sexual abuse uproar.
Also, cake.
Delete this
...Maduro is no longer president. How would that sound?
Eeyore's Birthday Party is an Austin tradition and a body was found fairly close to the event. This isn't any weirder than what actually happened.
Yeah?
How dare you? How DARE you? HOW DARE YOU?!?
For example, it could be about Hillary Clinton quietly building a gaming PC.
This could be Hillary Clinton quietly building a gaming PC all over again.
John McCain Is Getting Ready for Hell
£? The Yankees are an American team going to Indonesia right now!
I mean, it is unexpected...
Your days are numbered, E. Coli.
Plot twist: It's a medication nicknamed "god."
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Fi Nuh Lee!