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I Really Like Apples!

thepenguinking2

Wow big mood

Barbie Vlogged About Why the West Virginia County Votes to Disavow Carbon Tax

aleahdodson1

particularly good

Senate Intel Cmte: Russia Wanted to Relax on the Sheep

misericordia

To be fair, they are soft and fluffy...

Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Eat a Peach

bluejaysblue

Sorry, Howie.

The Spy Who Did Nothing to Avoid Bankruptcy

bluejaysblue

The Bond film Roger Moore didn't want you to see.

Pippa Middleton's Butt Doesn't Approve of Kim Kardashian's Naked Butt on the Streets

bluejaysblue

BUTT WARS!!!

Fox News Does Not Believe in Evolution

bluejaysblue

This is a factual statement.

How to Tell Your Parents You're a NOBODY!!

bluejaysblue

I think they already know.

Britney Spears Is Launching an Investigation That Could Destroy Trump's Presidency

bluejaysblue

Go, Britney!

Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot

bluejaysblue

Full stop.

Ray Davies: The Kinks Are Officially Getting a Facelift

jot

Tread on his face, pull his nose all over the place — he can't disfigure or disgrace.

Asian Boob Power Grids

jot

Not a bad idea, but it worked better in the US for some reason.

FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error

jot

"In light of this incident, we have decided to revise our policy on trusting farts."

Oh, Look, a Miracle Cure

bluejaysblue

How exciting.

JULIE Could Die of Cardiac Arrest at Any Nerd Convention

bluejaysblue

Wow, Julie's really got a thing for nerds..

A Town-Building Game Where You're a MURDERER!

bluejaysblue

What a twist!

I Read the Bible

bluejaysblue

Good for you. Have a cookie.

No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone

bluejaysblue

Aww, man...

"Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" Set to Narrowly Miss Earth Tonight

bluejaysblue

Phew.

Ask Well: Do Flip-Flops Protect Against Terrorist Attacks

blastinus

I'm leaning towards no, but I could be wrong.

Soon You'll Be a Law!

bluejaysblue

But for now I'm still just a bill.

Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974

blastinus

This time travel plot is getting too meta for me.

Grandma Wanted a Recent Picture of Kim Possible in the Shower

crystalgemology

Really? Me too

Donald Trump Is Not a Particularly Good Idea , Says Corbyn

crystalgemology

I agree, Mr Corbyn

It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect

crystalgemology

Get your flannel shirt and doc martins

bluejaysblue

This is not a drill. I repeat-- THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

President Trump Lied

crystalgemology

Fake news

Ousted! Aussie Prime Minister Called a Pizzle

bluejaysblue

Oh, snap!

90s Child Stars Who Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains

bluejaysblue

I always knew the Olsen twins were up to something...

Sit in This Bucket

bluejaysblue

Make me.

Odell Beckham Jr. Jokingly Tries to Strangle Tourist Visiting Space Needle

bluejaysblue

It's just a prank, bro!

A Florida Man Shoots and Kills a Fly, Media Go Crazy!

bluejaysblue

Only in Florida.

Elon Musk Attacks

bluejaysblue

I hate it when that happens.

Trump Renews Call to Put Your Socks On?

misericordia

Not doing it!

Conor McGregor's Running Out of a Mysterious French Psychic Sausage

bluejaysblue

The source of his power!

Fresh Facebook Controversy: Zuckerberg Defends Rights of Millions of Americans, Source Says

lemons

Oh No!

5 Seconds of Cat Memes

lemons

Only 5?

Trump Wants Credit for Dumping Hot Soup on Racist Subway Rider

lemons

Did trump do it though? or did someone else do it, trump wanting credit?

You Still Can't Fly

lemons

De-motivational quotes

Cops Are Told to Stop Crime

lemons

Who would have guessed that the cops would be told that.