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The Best Places to Stay Alive for 10 Hours in SOUTH Africa

magsci

10 whole hours

The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame!

nevermore

The Shame!

hvperdotcom

The Shame! Via hvper.com

trex9876

The Shame!

blastinus

The Shame!

notaname

The Shame!

ranjello

The Shame!

ortonos

The Shame!

bluejaysblue

The Shame!

Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad"

borommakott

Cheer up Florence.

People Are the Most Dangerous Enemy

notaname

so many misantrophic headlines lately

Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone

unemondesansdanger

That's pretty much canon.

The Resistance at the Wheel: Trump Is DEAD at 85

ranjello

So, it's either 2031 or 2032 and Trump is dead? Okay. He wouldn't still be President by then.

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ranjello

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Taco Bell Is Coming to PS4 Later This Year

eeveelutionize

thank god. after they ported it xbox one, i was hoping it would come over.

Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes

prytonis

It's about time.

I Don't Care About Ultimate Frisbee

prytonis

You and me both.

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

ranjello

Thanks to lots of retweeting, this headline is more popular than every other one on this site!

Strange Creature in the Direction of Jellystone Park?

ranjello

Yogi Bear.

The Next Few Years Could Be the Scariest Motherf**ker You'll Ever See Shepard

jot

Anybody else read this in the Illusive Man's voice?

This Artist Creates Specialty Dildos That Can Melt the Coldest of Hearts via Hvper.com

jot

Pretty sure there was an Oglaf comic that was basically this headline.

Honey, Have You Shooting Milk Out of Business?

jot

About that, probably a doctor should you see.

Do You Want to Breathe

blastinus

I can't live without it.

ranjello

YES!!!!

John McCain Lies in State of Emergency After Thousands of Fish Are Dropped From a Vending Machine

bluejaysblue

I'm laughing so hard right now and I'm not sure why.

The Toilet at My Hotel Has a Friend

bluejaysblue

His name is Dave, and he's drunk again.

The Oldest Cheese Ever Was Found Rotting in the Midwest

bluejaysblue

This is perfect.

Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying

bluejaysblue

Geez, Dave, what's your problem?! Gosh!

Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion

bluejaysblue

*Groucho Marx voice*: I've heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but this is ridiculous!

Study Says "Jews"

ranjello

Seriously. The only word on the study was "Jews."

Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles!

ranjello

No more pencil-tickles!

Study: "Trigger Warnings" Are Harmful to College of a Hyper-Realistic Fried Egg

jot

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN NOT EVEN CHRFE IS SAFE FROM THIS PLAGUE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!1

Phish Is Finally Getting a Massive Black Hole

jot

They bought it preowned from Muse.

My Fandoms Will Always Be Wholesome

notaname

suuuuure...

What Makes You Cum

jot

Dehydration, according to science.

Girl Gets Clever and Calculated Revenge on the Beach Boys

jot

Caroline, no!

Preview of the Bangles Walk Like an Escaped Metal Patient

jot

feat. Quiet Riot

Kim Kardashian Met With Scepticism

notaname

kim kardashian isn't real

Hey Badgers, All Your FAULT, ASSHOLES

bluejaysblue

Fuckin' BADGERS!

America Is Having Some Issues

bluejaysblue

UNDERSTATEMENT.