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Man Attacked, Killed by Ice Cream of Course

bluejaysblue

In Soviet Russia, ice cream eat YOU!

F.D.A. Cracks Down on Stupid

bluejaysblue

It's about time.

Limo Crash Involving Limousine Crash

bluejaysblue

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Dracula: Romanian Thinks He Is Now 50 Percent Built

cpiece

Soon, mankind...

Disney Shuts Down Following Viral Rat Video Shows

prytonis

Mickey's a mouse not a rat.

By Jove, It Is Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day. Not Act-Like-A-Pirate

borommakott

Ah yes the famous pirate phrase "By Jove"

Baby Cthulhu Sculpture Will Drive You Crazy

prytonis

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer, Downs It Like a Toddler

quijotesca

What does that mean?

Best Deals of September 11, 2001

ranjello

Unfortunately, the 9/11 attacks render these moot.

Ewan McGregor Says He's a Damn Cupcake!

trex9876

Hello there.

vulcan64

So uncivilized

Dodgeball With a Knife

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quijotesca

There's a kids' book called K Is for Knifeball

prytonis

If you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball.

Why You Shouldn't "Own the Libs"

ranjello

Burning your face to oblivion is a terrible idea.

7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong

ranjello

Peachette, Bowsette, and their derivatives.

25 Things You Missed

ranjello

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Did You Play Music in the Hills Reboot

ranjello

And now I'm thinking about The Weeknd.

Jessica Simpson Is Expecting His 10th Child!

ranjello

I thought he was a girl... Jessica, not the baby.

If I'm Fake I Ain't Not Just a Theory

jot

This sounds like an Ali G quote.

ranjello

I'm disproven!

Why You Should Move to WWE Hell

jot

formerly known as Knox County, TN

Ben Kenobi Totally Looks Like Pinocchio

jot

His lightsaber gets longer every time he lies.

I'd Fuck a Dragon

ranjello

2017: I'd Fuck a Dragon
Late 2017: I'd Fuck a Planet
2018: I'd Fuck... Everything (Including a Dragon(like Character (and Others) Turned into a Princess))

Sharing a Wardrobe With My Vegetables

bluejaysblue

The Narnia + Veggie Tales crossover nobody wanted.

I Was Speeding Because I Love Fast Food!

bluejaysblue

This feels like a dad joke.

Welcome to the Far Left

ranjello

Read as "Welcome to the Far Left Square"

Man Mysteriously Dies After Jumping From Overpass Onto I-80, Being Hit BY Space Debris

prytonis

That's not much of a mystery.

Trump in Crisis, Pence Waits in His New Bride

jot

There's nothing better for the inside of the Oval Office than the outside of a man inside of a horse.

God Has Been Canceled

notaname

finally

Liturgy for the Pushin

jot

Catholic girls - do you know how they go?

Trump Is Planning Yet Another Wardrobe Malfunction

jot

Hey, it doesn't look like Toad after all! It looks like... Lakitu. Eugh.

Donald Trump Is Not Adding Commercials

alexbuzzbee

Yet

This Is Why Everyone Is Sad

alexbuzzbee

, Scientists Find.

This Family Is Safe

alexbuzzbee

Or are they?

You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup

alexbuzzbee

mmm mmmm

Is Trump Finally Behind Bars

alexbuzzbee

not yet

Iraqi Protesters Set Fire to Limo Owned by Muslim Extremists

bluejaysblue

Pot, meet Kettle.

Sorry, We Have Landed !!

bluejaysblue

The first manned Canadian mission to Mars.

I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here!

ranjello

Are you sure you're All Might?