Headline Smasher

Yes, we know. Its name is Rick Scott.

DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT!

This is very DeviantArt.

Khashoggi Killed by Roller Coaster in Istanbul's Saudi Consulate

Yampons.

Pac-Man?

wut

1. Go to https://headlinesmasher.com
(1.5. Sign in to your account or sign up for one)
2. Select the "Smash" button
3. Let Computers Create Comedy
4. Select "Save + Vote" button next to headline(s) you want to save
5. Select "Smash Hilarious Headlines" to generate another batch of headlines.
6. Repeat steps 3-5 until you are satisfied

You really can’t.

Uh, this is just a real article with "Kansas" slapped in at the beginning.

That ad was a lie, then.

AKA flying cars.

Biscuits & Gravy 2020.

Because They Did

Wizards forming unions. What next?

Relatable.

I want that cake.

...did this seriously just combine two recipes into one that legitimately sounds better than either?

But it's not 2013 anymore!

Montreal is in Quebec, Canada, Most Quebecois speak French, which is a Romance language. The Romance languages descend from Vulgar Latin, Thus, Quebec and Montreal are part of Latin America.

It's Florida right?

AND THAT EXPLAINS THE SPACE FORCE

No, we're not!

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid (2017)

me irl

I could go for an Egg Quibmuffin right now.

Don't you mean "multi-thousand-ton sculpture?"

I would have assumed the opposite.

He got arrested for assaulting others. Now he's coming back.

Today is Friday!

"So long and thanks for all the fish."

good riddance to them

Is it moving out or expanding?

Why isn't this an actual thing tho.

https://i.imgur.com/4ZLswbf.jpg

What are afirma?

I'd fuck a dragon

From dolphins, I presume?

Krabs is a *dolphin chirp*

I like Meryl Streep.