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Red Dead Dungeon

ranjello

A Roguelike game set in the Red Dead universe, I suppose.

Three Words: Pew, Pew, Pew Research

velocityvsheadlines

but thats four

Thomas the Tank Engine Is Finally Coming Out

hawaiisamurai

Wtf are you talking about

velocityvsheadlines

i would like to state i am being wrongfully accused of something i am not doing and that i would like it to stop we are all trying to have fun stop ruining it for others just because you dont like the headline

ranjello

Is this LGBT?

velocityvsheadlines

how is this getting attention?

The Boss Tears Down His Pants

ranjello

Bruce Stripsjeans

Theresa May Not Have to Sacrifice a Goat

dojima22

Yes.

ranjello

Is it Theresa May or some other Theresa...?

Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson Fired as Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson

ranjello

A redundant headline made redundant as it is a redundant headline.

Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil

ranjello

Perhaps indeed.

White Men, Republicans Are Racist, Bigoted, "Sexist"

velocityvsheadlines

you should either delete your account or change your username

erenjager

yo dude you should this is wrong

womenrstinkyholes

Nah

velocityvsheadlines

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR USERNAME

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

ranjello

I think you should delete your comment, velocity. It's unrelated to this headline.

velocityvsheadlines

i would like to state i am being wrongfully accused of something i am not doing and that i would like it to stop we are all trying to have fun stop ruining it for others just because you dont like the headline

Turkey Is Trash! Actually, Turkey Is Trash! Actually, Turkey Is Good!

borbborglar

Make up your mind already!

Your Ass Is Ass

velocityvsheadlines

i would like to state i am being wrongfully accused of something i am not doing and that i would like it to stop we are all trying to have fun stop ruining it for others just because you dont like the headline

Cruz to Trump: You Can't Poop on the Outside

womenrstinkyholes

Designated?

Jerry Rice Says Eli Manning Wants to Build Migrant Detention Facilities

womenrstinkyholes

This one is really funny to picture.

Monologue: I'm the Most Frequently Overlooked Super NES Classics

jot

Specifically, I'm 50% Fire Striker, 40% Equinox, and 10% Cacoma Knight in Bizyland.

Crunchyroll and Funimation Join Forces to Bring Back My Mother

ranjello

And then they lose their partnership when the transmutation goes awry.

Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.

ranjello

"Oh, Yes. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!"

Two-Year-Old Toddler Dies at 91

ranjello

That's even worse than a teenager collapsing and dying at 69!

Game Records No One Did Incest and Murder Like the Penguin (Batman)

ranjello

How is this getting attention?

Heart Surgeon Given Near-Fatal Dose of Ass

jot

Exactly how much ass constitutes a fatal dose? And is it possible to build up a tolerance?

USA to Appease Turkey Enchilada

hobofslapfight

All hail the turkey enchilada

3 Signs You May Be Over 600

ranjello

1. We have entered an endless recursion of time.
2. We have entered an endless recursion of time.
3. We have entered an endless recursion of time.

Donald Trump Uses the Buddy System in Sicily

jot

They call it "cosa nostra" there, I think.

Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard

ranjello

Biology is MAGIC!

ALREADY 12/21/12 IN JAPAN According to Bartenders

ranjello

Somehow, bartenders think Japan is six years behind.

We Have Found Out JFK Had Been Shot

borbborglar

no way!

Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch

crystalgemology

Ah yes, finally...

You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup

snood

Why does this suddenly have 323 votes...?

BREXSHIT: Theresa May Forced to Sit in Dog Poop During Flight Attendant

ranjello

"Flight Attendant" is not an event.

Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea

rasa

prophetic

That Giant Inflatable Swan Is Now Just $109

snood

Now this post has 109 votes!

Kim Kardashian's Butt Sharks or People?

jot

There's no connection between "butt" and "sharks" in these headlines. Headline Smasher just came up with Butt Sharks all on its own, I guess.

My Name Is Sprouted

jot

Short for Sproutheodore.