Headline Smasher

Do we really want another bush in the White House?

Shameless and Lily White

A dogges toorde once bit my sister...

For once, I can't argue with Fox News

Well, he would know.

Iowa

Now I GOTTA see this movie!

Well, it finally happened. Headline Smasher produced a more evocative 6-word story than "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Extreme Makeover: Tomb Edition

OMG IT WORKED

nice

By the end of the stagnant Super Bowl LIII, the monkey herpes growth rate had declined to 0%.

Super Bowl commercials get weirder and weirder every year.

my ever-growing collection of anime figures disagrees with this

The way I read this is that she named her baby 'Meatball'.

oof

...Yeah, I didn't even bother to check if this one was too close to the original headline, because how could it be?

"Africa" has already been played on food.

ah yes, a family friendly article

i wonder how they figured it out tho

sounds very menacing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhQNGmqLTg

What are the worst problems?

30% TAXES
25% HOUSING COSTS
18% TRAFFIC
5% BEHEADINGS

Great White Shark Tank's what?

Nice.

Is this from the new Hideo Kojima game?

Fucking funny

Howdy, ye scurvy sea dogs!

It sure was for the Lannisters.

Huh, what do you know, my cat wrote an editorial.

PSYCHO CRUSHER! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Just one comma short of perfection.

This is an accurate description of Peanuts.

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https://headlinesmasher.com/480844

yeah

It really happened.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

IT *HIC............... KEEPS HAPPENING

Really? I thought it came out over four years ago!