Headline Smasher

HOW DO YOU DO THIS

What are these things you call "migranrs?"

That's 11 years older than that other boy!

Mountain Dew Pitch Black is back!

I'm seeing double here! Four Pelosis!

What about the rest??? do they become cyborgs

In other words, sex has been uncancelled.

dude stop spamming the smashes so much

This kid needs a medal

Mark rober you broke the headline

I KNEW MUSK WAS SUPPLYING MORE THAN CARS XD

IM FAT MAN

wow were to the point of selling humans

Unwillingly.

If ancient Greece had Buzzfeed...

They must be counter-terrorist Jedi!

He got a lapdance from the woman in the previous headline.

dragged down to davy jones’ locker by the hairy appendages

“solid gold”

please mother, may I hit the bell icon to get notified as soon as a new video goes live?

extremely dark wikihow article

I think of all the headlines I've ever generated, this might be the most disturbing.

I'm a man of wealth and taste.

(For a Second Term)

I love the taste of roast uterus.

I misread organs as orgasms, I don't know which I prefer

"Hello? My eyes are UP HERE!"

so close

No. I smashed this headline in early 2019.

Just thought I should clarify since this is a particularly awful headline: I have absolutely no sympathy for Adam Lanza, and Sandy Hook truthers are the scum of the earth.

It would also explain why some really good headlines I saved in the past seemed to mysteriously vanish. I only noticed this time because I went to leave a comment.

Okay, that's interesting—this was a headline that was generated for me that apparently had already been saved by another user two years ago. I had no idea there was a system in place to handle duplicate headlines.

Had a... shiny armpit?

The robot is also the gym leader.

And it's the start of the UTC New Year.

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he's got candy in his van ♫

That... uh, that'd be pretty uncomfortable, alright.

This is one of my all-time favorites.

This would be strangely epic reality show.

Very profound.