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15-Year-Old Killed by Fumes From Their Testicles

blastinus

Seriously kids, you need to start showering every day.

Oscars 2018: How to Use the Bathroom (^-^)

alien40000

I got One too

I'm Sure Obama Is Listening

alien40000

yep, me too...

Tucson Police Investigate Strange White Powder Falling From Sky Over Alaska Moose

alien40000

OMFG!!! It must be alien!

snafual

Icing sugar.

prytonis

Is it snow?

Report: The U.S. Ends

thepenguinking2

About damn time tbh.

ranjello

America is dead. Respect.

Mirror Mirror on the Yucatan Peninsula

jot

Who's the fairest one who looks into ya?

George R.R. Martin Says He Will Die Next on "Game of Thrones"

gayboi69420

good

prytonis

Well, he would know.

Do You Like Your Eggs in the Ass

gayboi69420

hm

404unfx

yes

Anatomy of a Third Wheel

prisonhipster

Soumds like a New Yorker article

Psst Boy, You Want to Sleep

misericordia

Me at my cat when he starts yelling at 4 AM.

Bob Seger Will End Up Like Gaddafi

prisonhipster

Holy cow

The Catholic Church Is Anti-LGBT

snafual

In related news: Water is wet, Bears shit in woods.

That Escalated a Little Too Hard for Spirit Bear Mox and the Lactose Intolerant

jot

*adds to list of possible band names*

I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dee Da Ba Daa...

velocityvsheadlines

Yes Just Yes

Denmark Has a Drinking Problem

velocityvsheadlines

admitting that you have a problem is the first step in solving it

Donald Trump Jr. s Response to a Reality Check

velocityvsheadlines

this should be good

FBI Releases Serial Killer's Drawings of Alleged Victims Released by FBI Releases

velocityvsheadlines

releases releases releases

Liverpool Go Back to 1969

velocityvsheadlines

Beatles??

These Are All the Players That Died on an Egg

velocityvsheadlines

That was a sad sad game

The Tragic True Story Behind What Made Him a Warning Label

velocityvsheadlines

He will not be forgotten

BLIZZARD Is Blowing a Lot Bigger Than Yours

velocityvsheadlines

wait what

New Avengers: Endgame Lego Sets Tease Battles and More on Sale for Cost of the "First Slave" (Northam Relevant)

velocityvsheadlines

Lego sets are getting more expensive i tell you

Giant Boobs Floating in Amsterdam Canals to Celebrate LGBT Pride

velocityvsheadlines

Wait the giant boobs thing is true ?!?!

Disney's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge to Open a 1-Student Schoolhouse

velocityvsheadlines

The true Last Jedi

Valve Removes Over 100 Years

velocityvsheadlines

Secretary: Hey boss you have a phone call
Valve CEO: Who is it
Secretary: It's Father time he's saying he wants his century back
Valve CEO: Tell him you can't find me

Tesla Trying Out "Dog Mode" Feature to Keep Alpacas as Therapy Pets and I Feel Mexican, I'm Not Sure Yet

velocityvsheadlines

A dog an alpaca and a mexican walk into a bar...

Colorful Village Between the High Seas

velocityvsheadlines

That has to be the best pirate i've ever seen

So it would seem

My Dad Outraged

unemondesansdanger

Geez dad, you're so embarrassing.

Bernie Cuts Head on Subway Horror

jot

I choose to interpret "subway horror" as some sort of Silent Hill creature.

Girl Shows Off His Teeth

ranjello

He's a girl!

Trump Is Getting Worse

ranjello

Obvious.

Bowser Is Taking a Dump

UK Leader Jeremy Corbyn, Accused of Dipping Testicles in Customer's Salsa

dricas

that's why we love him

prytonis

It's the sort of thing he would do.

Trump Turns Into Poop

drfault

There's a difference?