Seriously kids, you need to start showering every day.
I got One too
yep, me too...
OMFG!!! It must be alien!
Icing sugar.
Is it snow?
About damn time tbh.
America is dead. Respect.
Who's the fairest one who looks into ya?
good
Well, he would know.
hm
yes
Soumds like a New Yorker article
Me at my cat when he starts yelling at 4 AM.
Holy cow
In related news: Water is wet, Bears shit in woods.
*adds to list of possible band names*
Yes Just Yes
admitting that you have a problem is the first step in solving it
this should be good
releases releases releases
Beatles??
That was a sad sad game
He will not be forgotten
wait what
Lego sets are getting more expensive i tell you
Wait the giant boobs thing is true ?!?!
The true Last Jedi
Secretary: Hey boss you have a phone call Valve CEO: Who is it Secretary: It's Father time he's saying he wants his century back Valve CEO: Tell him you can't find me
A dog an alpaca and a mexican walk into a bar...
That has to be the best pirate i've ever seen
So it would seem
Geez dad, you're so embarrassing.
I choose to interpret "subway horror" as some sort of Silent Hill creature.
He's a girl!
Obvious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHS8zLQc6hM
that's why we love him
It's the sort of thing he would do.
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Seriously kids, you need to start showering every day.