Headline Smasher

Man, this ending is just going on forever.

That's the most important issue right now.

We're not scaremongering—this is really happening!

In his OWN butt, I mean. I want him to blink out of existence like the kangaroo jumping into its own pouch in that one WB cartoon.

Facts on, facts off.

I *do* be like that!

Holy crap. What does it deliver? Hopefully a rash doesn't quiz me about this comment.

I don't think it's as funny as the original headline about smartphones killing the Loch Ness Monster, but whatever.

Do be do be do be!

Well, it is the question after all.

Meh

This one's almost the same as the original, only vaguer.

That's really overreacting. Just don't order anything with a twist of Lyme.

In mother Russia, your mom is OUR mom.

Not Russia, but China.

I'm sure there are more than a few who wish he would

Hooray!

Notorious I.R.A.N

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first

What did he do now?

He have powerful weapon
He charge million a stab
Assassin that second to none
The man with knife

Instead of your booty?

This reminds me of a Dril quote

Ooh

Lol its real tho

Speechless

Sounds real

Quaking tho

Whatever that is.

Wouldn't be much worse than how the show did her in.

The REAL finale

That's a new one.

It'd be worth it

there’s a screenplay in here somewhere

Ahahahaha, this one's incredible.

Women? IN ALABAMA? It's more likely than you think.

Howdy howdy howdy!

The Lovers, The King of Wands, The Tower, The Tower (reversed)

so what else is new