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"The Real Slim Shady" Played on a Horse

th0masjb

It's the next big viral video!

Amazon Just Revealed Its Own Police Force

will64gamer

The ancapistan is closer than ever...

The Struggle of Being Racist

zadieblack

Won't someone think of the racists??

jot

This is just every other NYT op-ed.

Trump Insists He Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman

zadieblack

This administration is becoming increasingly divorced from reality

blastinus

Would he even fit into the costume?

So, Who Is Panicking

zadieblack

Me! Me!

"Yesterday" Is a Secret Hitler Dogwhistle

jot

"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be" = Hitler only had one ball. "There's a shadow hanging over me" = the perceived Zionist threat. "Oh, I believe in yesterday" = Nazi irredentism.

Mariah Carey Refuses to Die

largeangryzebra

So rude!

A Near Fall 1989 Promo Shows the "Terminator" NES Game That Is Stuffed With CHEETOS

jot

It was eventually released as Journey to Sabritas.

Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock...

prytonis

Or The Rock will lay the smackdown on your candy ass.

👉 Why the U.S. Beat England in the Face, Breaking Her Jaw

prytonis

I blame The Stamp Act.

Sex Has Been Cancelled

ranjello

Aw man. :(

Why Is Jon Stewart on the Printer

misericordia

He likes to be tall.

American Healthcare System in a Haiku

jot

Sent to the ER
Insurance won't cover trip
Medicare For All

prytonis

Some people are sick
Some sick people can get help
Some sick people can't

Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings

misericordia

Finally, an article about me.

Masters of Manipulation: Evolution of Realism to Abstract Expressionism Eventually Led to Arm Being Amputated Leg

jot

This makes so little and so much sense.

House Passes Bill to End All Abs Selfies

crushingblue

It'll never pass the Senate, unfortunately. An empty gesture

Spider-Man: Far From Normal Habitat

cookiemusket

It's literally just a verbose version of the normal title and I love it

Maribelle Is Quite Gay!

caliburn

Anyone who has played Fire Emblem Awakening would know this information

You're Not Crazy—your Socks Really Are Eating Your Socks

ranjello

You're Not Crazy—Washers and Dryers Really Are Disappearing in the Wash

Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse

ranjello

The final season, to be exact.

Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon

unemondesansdanger

Yes.

nevermore

Guess Sears should've considered the nuclear option too to maintain their business model.

My Dicks Reaction to Meghan's Baby Wasn't Very Ladylike

arkblitz

Oh no OH NO *OH NOOOO*

NASA to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar

prytonis

Is there anything NASA can't do?

BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever

ranjello

Illinois better take over Missouri.

prytonis

It's about time.

jot

At the very least spare Sparky's Ice Cream!

nevermore

Please, let it all end, Headline Smasher.

blastinus

You can't do that. Most of my friends live there.

Arby's Wants People to See the Horror Coming

jot

Some restaurants just shouldn't have open kitchens.

The Tears of a Creative Variety of Fruits to Determine Validity of Obama's Birth Certificate

quijotesca

This is some amazing (fruit) word salad

CNN Reporter Blows

unemondesansdanger

On live tv???

14-Year-Old Girl Under Investigation After 29 Horse Deaths

jot

Equus II just wasn't as compelling as the original.

Next Avengers Villains May Have a Nose

will64gamer

Shoot, I was really hoping for it to be Voldemort.

"Endgame" Fan Edit Removes All Women and Everyone They Know

quijotesca

The whole movie is gone!

Why Do Leftists Always Look Like Comic

magsci

Absolutely cutting political commentary

WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian

blastinus

Sound advice.