Is this the latest Trump tweet??
That couch is a happening place!
Slow news day at CNN.
Let that beef drop!
Is this the new slang for 'penis' now?
I slipped and landed on Aretha Franklin's couch, and the next thing I knew...
Pretty sure this is already a bumper sticker, or maybe a country song.
This is actually how the internet was invented.
Quality content!
The "the Hobbits the Hobbits" at the end should have been "to Isengard! to Isengard!"
moM I nEed yOUr crEDit CarD
Take that, Terrence Malick.
That deadbeat Mayzie Bird's up to her old tricks again.
Oh boy I can't wait
This sounds like a VERY hot take!!!
Gotta bring those ratings up somehow!
we get it breh, you vape
Lucky bastard has a copy of Hyper Duel.
No thanks, already have one. I’m good.
Truly heartwarming.
It all makes sense now!
Oh god please no
Saying this in the voice of Krieg from Borderlands just makes it 5x better.
YES. CLEARLY ALL THE DEM CANDIDATES NEED NUMBERED JERSEYS FOR IDENTIFICATION
So sick of all this PC censorship!!!
aw come on, that was the one scene i was looking foward to
It was only a matter of time, really.
Sounds like it wasn't the only thing that was broken.
Are they sure it was because of a broken heart
Uh, no, you're thinking of flowers.
This almost crossed the line to "so awful I can't bring myself to save it" from "so awful I have to save it." You upvoted it before I could have second thoughts, haha.
Finally!
this is the best one
Ouch!
The Arabian Sand Boa must be big and greasy.
Dammit I paid an arm and a leg for my demon statue
Circular headline is circular
What a brave new world!
Headlines from the future
When will Cleetus learn??
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Is this the latest Trump tweet??