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Satellites Have Been Stolen by Satan

largeangryzebra

Is this the latest Trump tweet??

Second Alligator in 4 Days Found in Aretha Franklin's Couch

largeangryzebra

That couch is a happening place!

Mediterranean Waters Filled With Water

tom_braun

Slow news day at CNN.

Arby's Has an Insane Remix Album

tom_braun

Let that beef drop!

Paleontologists Find Giant Dinosaur Bone in My Body!...

gopherboy

Is this the new slang for 'penis' now?

jot

I slipped and landed on Aretha Franklin's couch, and the next thing I knew...

On a Collision Course With the Lord

th0masjb

Pretty sure this is already a bumper sticker, or maybe a country song.

What Scientifically Happens When Real Cats Meet Fake Cats -

tom_braun

This is actually how the internet was invented.

UFC Fans React to the Moon Landing

tom_braun

Quality content!

The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits

ranjello

The "the Hobbits the Hobbits" at the end should have been "to Isengard! to Isengard!"

The World Is on Sale for $68

neom

moM I nEed yOUr crEDit CarD

"The Golden Hour" Is a Total Sham

jot

Take that, Terrence Malick.

Baby Elephant That Fell in Love With an Abandoned Egg in Berlin

jot

That deadbeat Mayzie Bird's up to her old tricks again.

12 Fascinating Facts About Mustard

zadieblack

Oh boy I can't wait

Why Your Phone Is a White Supremacist

eroticaebooks

This sounds like a VERY hot take!!!

CNN Doubles Down on Nudity

largeangryzebra

Gotta bring those ratings up somehow!

Adults Who Vape Are More Violent or Sexual

largeangryzebra

we get it breh, you vape

Man Keeps His Life Savings in a Shmup

jot

Lucky bastard has a copy of Hyper Duel.

How About a Vagina

misericordia

No thanks, already have one. I’m good.

Paralyzed Kitten Gets a Facelift

tom_braun

Truly heartwarming.

Kid Rock Is Really Just a Sloth Eating Carrots

tom_braun

It all makes sense now!

Trump Doubles Down on Nudity

tom_braun

Oh god please no

I Dream of a Meat Jacuzzi

cookiemusket

Saying this in the voice of Krieg from Borderlands just makes it 5x better.

Why None of Dem Debates Start Off With a New Jersey

quijotesca

YES. CLEARLY ALL THE DEM CANDIDATES NEED NUMBERED JERSEYS FOR IDENTIFICATION

Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4"

eroticaebooks

So sick of all this PC censorship!!!

volugs

aw come on, that was the one scene i was looking foward to

Kellyanne Goes on Stabbing Rampage Inside Virginia Plasma Center

th0masjb

It was only a matter of time, really.

Widow Died of "Broken Heart" Just Days After Being Thrown From Mall of America Balcony

blastinus

Sounds like it wasn't the only thing that was broken.

th0masjb

Are they sure it was because of a broken heart

Mushrooms Are Full of Firepower

jot

Uh, no, you're thinking of flowers.

Sex Toys for Toddlers

jot

This almost crossed the line to "so awful I can't bring myself to save it" from "so awful I have to save it." You upvoted it before I could have second thoughts, haha.

th0masjb

Finally!

I Believed in Anthem, I Was 3. My Mom Hates That I Have the Freest Boner

ferrihydrite

this is the best one

How I Lost My Left Leg and Was Walking Around on Bone

th0masjb

Ouch!

The Arabian Sand Boa Looks Like Steven Seagal

th0masjb

The Arabian Sand Boa must be big and greasy.

Demon Statue at an Affordable Price

th0masjb

Dammit I paid an arm and a leg for my demon statue

Miley Cyrus Stirs Controversy With More Controversy

th0masjb

Circular headline is circular

Humans Wearing "Teledildonic Suits" Can Now Have Sex With Stegosaurus Egg

th0masjb

What a brave new world!

Remarks by President Taylor Swift

th0masjb

Headlines from the future

Alabama Man Accused of Cultural Appropriation — Again

th0masjb

When will Cleetus learn??