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NFL 100: These Are the Worst. THE WORST. THE WORST. THE WORST

prytonis

The Miami Dolphins?

Classic: Bulbasaur Is Finally Available at Grocery Stores

jot

Pound Bulbasaur cutlets until tender, bread and fry, top with tomato sauce and fresh grated parmesan, bake. Parmigiana that has the flavor of eggplant and the cruelty of veal!

misericordia

At last!

Scooters Are Becoming Woke

th0masjb

#NotAllVespas

Facebook Removes the Word "Spaghetti"

tom_braun

That's a spicy meatball!

Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles

tom_braun

My family only eats locally grown Pringles.

Facebook Removes the Word "The"

countershadowform

It did this quite a while ago, actually—it was called "TheFacebook" for a while.

Welcome to Medical School, Where We'll Teach You Everything Except How to Suck Your Own Dicks

jot

...shit. I knew I should've gone to law school.

California Finally Has a Tail

jot

Stay tuned as our live coverage of the breakup of Pangaea continues!

Trump Wants a Bigger Downfall

jot

The biggest downfall. A perfect downfall!

Testimony Begins in the Flesh

jot

Martin Gore lyrics created by smashing up real headlines!

African Elephants Rush to Scene

countershadowform

I think this is a sequel to https://headlinesmasher.com/520663

13 Signs You're in a French Bakery

zadieblack

#1 you see a sign that says "La Baqueris"

BREAKING: Epstein Found Dead in Broad Daylight Was Victim of Sex Clouds

zadieblack

Sex clouds are the WORST.

This Kid Was Bullied for His Brutally Bad Polling Numbers

largeangryzebra

47% lol what a dumbass

Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf

eroticaebooks

Oh man this is the perfect HS headline

Fight for Your 25th Birthday Party

wjdelucio

Mine is in 6 months. I gotta start training!

Mice in the Comments!

will64gamer

Mice

twinepaloopas

🖱️

v360

🐁

fahad82

Nice

largeangryzebra

Mice to see you!

meyrin

squeak

jot

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Eat AND Wear a Wig

countershadowform

Wear your wig and eat it too!

Catholicism Made Me Pee My Pants

FORGIVEZ ME FATHR, 4 I HAS 2 PEE!

This Adorable Cargo Bike Is a Cult

jot

Yet it is not a cargo cult. One of life's little mysteries.

Hello Human Friend, I Do COCAAAAAINE

jot

HEY! Don't you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch!

Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain ?

nevermore

Captain?

countershadowform

Wasn't expecting another one of these.

Kids Should Get Married

largeangryzebra

Now THAT'S a hot take!

You Can Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ding-Dong-Ding)

ferrihydrite

catchy

Racism Is Not Acceptable for You, Change Classes

jot

Another would-be paladin falls from grace.

Boom BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM !!!

jot

The ship's badly damaged, but at least there were no casualties. ...Wait, where's the captain?

misericordia

Oh hey! Fireworks!

Easiest Fap Ever Look at Golf

jot

CHUBBY MATURE WHITE BOSS FILLS 18 GAPING HOLES

Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames

unemondesansdanger

Would not be surprised if that actually happened.

The Man Who Had Sex IRL

thepenguinking2

Holy shit, is something like that truly possible?

Tigers Are Not the Answer

jot

Tigers?