The Miami Dolphins?
Pound Bulbasaur cutlets until tender, bread and fry, top with tomato sauce and fresh grated parmesan, bake. Parmigiana that has the flavor of eggplant and the cruelty of veal!
At last!
#NotAllVespas
That's a spicy meatball!
My family only eats locally grown Pringles.
It did this quite a while ago, actually—it was called "TheFacebook" for a while.
...shit. I knew I should've gone to law school.
Stay tuned as our live coverage of the breakup of Pangaea continues!
The biggest downfall. A perfect downfall!
Martin Gore lyrics created by smashing up real headlines!
I think this is a sequel to https://headlinesmasher.com/520663
#1 you see a sign that says "La Baqueris"
Sex clouds are the WORST.
47% lol what a dumbass
Oh man this is the perfect HS headline
Mine is in 6 months. I gotta start training!
Mice
🖱️
🐁
Nice
Mice to see you!
squeak
()-().----. . \"/` ___ ;________.' ` ^^ ^^
Wear your wig and eat it too!
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Yet it is not a cargo cult. One of life's little mysteries.
HEY! Don't you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch!
Captain?
Wasn't expecting another one of these.
Now THAT'S a hot take!
catchy
Another would-be paladin falls from grace.
The ship's badly damaged, but at least there were no casualties. ...Wait, where's the captain?
Oh hey! Fireworks!
CHUBBY MATURE WHITE BOSS FILLS 18 GAPING HOLES
Would not be surprised if that actually happened.
Holy shit, is something like that truly possible?
Tigers?
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The Miami Dolphins?