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An Argument for Not Burning Down Any Houses

pripankaj

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Boeing Exec Out as Sexually Fluid

countershadowform

Sounds like a recipe for sexual turbulence.

Smoking Marijuana May Heighten Risk of Being a Personal Assistant to an Upcoming MCU Sequel

d__b

but keep it out of the movie:
https://www.headlinesmasher.com/417297

President Trump on Syria Ceasefire: Make No Mistake Who Wins Here: Putin

henryvape

Well he aint wrong.

Would You Like Cheese

henryvape

yes plx

This Is Not Happening

jot

I'm not here.

Let's TAKE ANOTHER Sip of LaCroix

ranjello

LaCroix could use that as their slogan!

Cats Can Have Male Genitalia

jot

Wait, I thought all cats were girls and all dogs were boys???

Republicans Should Be Careful

drfault

Very much so

Dog: Thanks for Being So Patient, Dad!

henryvape

No problem dog, no problem at all. Just take your time.

The Dawn OF the Night Sky Glows Orange

jot

Where I'm from, people usually call it "dusk."

Divorced Dad Facebook Groups Are Encouraging Men to Fight Against Nonconsensual Pornography

henryvape

Seems like a ray of sunshine in this hellworld.

Mitt Romney Acts Like a Dog

jot

I was wondering why he tied himself to the top of his car.

Australian Police Find $210M Worth of Meth Hidden Inside Hermès

jot

Clearly, the winged sandals are strictly ornamental.

Real Scientists Declare: There Is No Thanos

unemondesansdanger

"real".

23 Disturbing Pictures of a Toilet

Trump Stuns in Marie Antoinette-Inspired Halloween Costume

tom_braun

Pics please!

Man Died After Contracting "Severe" Illness

lordandrew

No way. That's a myth.

2016 Had a Bad Movie Plot

pres9907

Ha

This Family Built an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook

pres9907

Simpsons theory

New Heat-Activated Penis Implant Might Be the Final Arguments

pres9907

haha

Billie Eilish Scores First Goal in a Bathtub

pres9907

Lol she would score a million goals in dat hot tub

Democracy Dies in Freak Accident

tom_braun

Too real. :-(

Department of Education (17 Sad Images)

dawn

Sounds about right

Elderly Chinese Man Protecting His Dog Allegedly Pissed All Over a Banana for Scale of Course

dawn

Of course.

Ah to Be a Kucyk

dawn

This is one of those headlines that forces you to look something up

You Can Buy $45

rasa

waiting till its on sale

She's on Fire: Elizabeth Warren the "C" Word

jot

...combustible?

Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent

tom_braun

That's a high death toll.

Aren't You Glad That Ice Cream Cones

jot

Well? Aren't you???

Oh YEAH! Kool-Aid Man Is Pissed!!

jot

Actually it's just lemonade.

Duck Dad Is Elected

jot

UPDATE: We regret to inform you that Duck Dad is racist.

jot

Finally, a candidate we can all support!

Pete on the Floor Is New Slang for "Butt"

largeangryzebra

Oh my gawd Becky, look at her Pete on the floor!

The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious

matthew_cline

Red paint makes your tongue go faster.

I Went Blind. I Still Love the GameCube!

jot

Plausible because if you had the Game Boy Player, you could still play Soundvoyager.

Yahoo May Owe You a Vibrator

largeangryzebra

Oh it does!

Juul Replaces Its C.E.O. With a Jar of Jam

largeangryzebra

I think a lot of companies could benefit from this.

Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire

hobofslapfight

jesus christ, headline smasher

Cat in a Headlock

spencerlukas

That's soooo mean