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Pikachu Is the Convicted Fort Hood Shooter Now?

prytonis

The Detective Pikachu sequel takes a very dark turn.

Trump Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal

countershadowform

I guess the advisor didn't get the job done (https://www.headlinesmasher.com/515821)

twinepaloopas

Classic trump

This Isn't Normal: Kansas and Oklahoma Have Been Stolen

jot

What's that you're hiding behind your back, Missouri?

VIDEO: Dayton Shooter Found to Contain 90% Titanium and 10% Aluminum

blastinus

He'll be back.

Boy, 6, Opens Lemonade Stand to Raise $108 Billion

blastinus

Can't fault his ambition.

Mud Maker: The Man Who Tried to KILL All Men

jot

Silver Age comic book cover quotes created by smashing up real headlines!

Newborn Dead and 4 Mellotrons

jot

not one of Opeth's better albums, IMO

Science Says You've Probably Already Seen a Horse

twinepaloopas

Horses aren't real.

yupiexist

......woah

wander

wait what's a horse

πŸ‘‰ to Be Considered the New Endangered Species

wjdelucio

No more using πŸ‘‰

πŸ‘‰ Drive Like an Incompetent Loon

alyka

Everyone in my state already does this

tom_braun

Already on it!

Is Google Sleeping With the LEGO Gun

yupiexist

Yes.

Stop Worrying About This Creepy Clone Without Permission

yupiexist

U-um.. may I k-keep worrying a-about th-the Creepy Clone?
O-oh.. OK...

Watch an Abused Child Get a Room Full of Crackheads

yupiexist

Heart-touching.

Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him

yupiexist

same tho

th0masjb

That's probably how I'll go.

Is There Still Sex in Iowa

gopherboy

Sure, but most of it is with cows.

2-Year-Old Girl Eaten Alive by Crocodiles After Falling Into Volcano

th0masjb

Lava crocodiles are the worst.

alyka

Poor kid.

Be Who You Date

th0masjb

Oh God no!

Nicki Minaj and Cardi B and Bernie Sanders Taking a Bath

th0masjb

Damn Bernie still got it

Macaulay Culkin Had a Golden Shower for Christmas?

th0masjb

No, you're thinking of Trump.

Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal

prytonis

Was it Kellyanne?

Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments

prytonis

Step 1) Steal Undergarments
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit

Dick Cheney Set to Be Sterilized

jot

Unfortunately it's a bit late for that.

35 Hilarious Simpson Family Portraits of Redheads With Their Far-Left Allies

This London Farm Is Growing Millions of Birds Flying Into Wind Turbines

unemondesansdanger

Beautiful

Dwayne Johnson Made Michael Phelps Blow an Election β€” in Five Easy Steps

misericordia

Oh dear, I did not read that as β€œelection” at first!

M a D W O R G a R

Smash Mouth Celebrate 20 Years Behind Bars

largeangryzebra

Justice served.

Trump Makes History as Israel's Longest-Serving Leader

largeangryzebra

I expect this to be his next tweet.

Douglas MacKinnon: US Needs a Hug

largeangryzebra

We really do.

So... My Grandma Died Last Week From Injuries Suffered in Ring

largeangryzebra

Your grandma was badass!

13 Rare Candid Photos of Blistered Feet

largeangryzebra

I hate all those posed pics of blistered feet.

Doggo Was Very Excited When He Died, Autopsy Shows

largeangryzebra

This headline makes me feel good, then bad.

8 Scenes That Aired on Television

largeangryzebra

These listicles are really getting to be low effort

Food Delivery Giant Mechs

largeangryzebra

The future we want.