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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch

thepenguinking2

Well excuse me, bitch.

God Made You Gay

thepenguinking2

Thanks, god! I owe ya!

Cookie Monster Will Be Held Accountable

thepenguinking2

Cookie monster has been cancelled. Stan my shitty kpop band.

largeangryzebra

AT LAST.

I'm Going to Start Pushing Cannibalism as a Thing Now to Solve Crimes

thepenguinking2

Eat the rich.

Is America Entering a Dark Alley

largeangryzebra

No, it's already been mugged.

Gender Discrimination Is on Sale at Nordstrom Rack—just in Time to Stop Mass Public Killings

largeangryzebra

This headline was a real roller-coaster ride.

Hundreds of Chained Men and Women Breastfeed

largeangryzebra

Oh yeah I've seen this porn site before

Meth Making Big Comeback in America (Math Is Hard)

smooshthestate

Math Making Big Comeback in America (Meth Is Hard)

jot

meth > myth > math > moth

Every Kitten Needs to Clearly Name His Enemy: Capitalism

2,200-Year-Old Egyptian Temple Unearthed After 2,200 Years

jot

An incredible coincidence!

Trump Tries to Get Laid (15 Images)

blastinus

That's 15 too many.

Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN!

blastinus

You think he would've learned after the first time.

Trump Appears to Throw a Poké Ball!

lordandrew

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain ?

drfault

How do these even happen?

Why You Shouldn't Shower in the Sink

drfault

But showers are just really tall sinks

gopherboy

Even if you're very short?

Analysis: Trump Is Going Places

jot

Interesting times we're living in.

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Will Star a Mixed-Breed Rescue Dog Named Monte

largeangryzebra

Also the dog is super woke.

I Always Wanted to Make Nut Butter at Home Depot

largeangryzebra

Careful, I'm not allowed in Lowe's anymore after last time.

Two-Headed Baby Rattlesnake Found in Your Kitchen

zadieblack

Oh god

Scientist Says Eating Humans Could Save You Over $100

tom_braun

Where do I sign up

Nintendo's Latest Switch Accessory Is a Machete

th0masjb

Probably less dangerous than a Wiimote.

Seinfeld Is Coming to "Mortal Kombat 11"

th0masjb

And yet we still can't get Waluigi in Smash Bros.

Stingrays Bellyflop to Find Wario's Nipples

gopherboy

Whut

Trump's Starting to Invade Homes in New Mexico?

gopherboy

We should build a wall!

Dingus Is Very Upset

gopherboy

Dingus! I'm so sorry.

Congress Has Its Panties in a Russian Cornfield

zadieblack

Sounds like something my grandpappy always used to say.

Tomorrow's Not a Thing, Study Finds

blastinus

I always wake up expecting it to be tomorrow, but it only ends up being today again.

wjdelucio

Published December 20, 2012

yupiexist

Oh, Sh*t. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Scientists Prepare to Die

alyka

I mean, what else can they do? They can warn people about climate change until they're blue in the face, but policy makers won't act. Prepare to die, I guess.

People Are Still Tasty

yupiexist

Oh, yum.

Someone Tell Bob He Can Be Built With Primitive Tools

yupiexist

Thanks for telling him. I don't think he knew.

Facebook Removes the Word "The"

yupiexist

Wait, really?

Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles

yupiexist

Mine too!

A Raccoon Totally Looks Like a Goon

jot

Probably one of the PYF mods.

Every American Must See the RABBIT

US Political Discourse Needs More Saturn Games Like "Panzer Dragoon"

jot

If I ever run for any sort of office, gonna make "BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS" my campaign slogan.