Well excuse me, bitch.
Thanks, god! I owe ya!
Cookie monster has been cancelled. Stan my shitty kpop band.
AT LAST.
Eat the rich.
No, it's already been mugged.
This headline was a real roller-coaster ride.
Oh yeah I've seen this porn site before
Math Making Big Comeback in America (Meth Is Hard)
meth > myth > math > moth
https://i.imgur.com/WHjBfOt.jpg
An incredible coincidence!
That's 15 too many.
You think he would've learned after the first time.
It hurt itself in its confusion!
How do these even happen?
But showers are just really tall sinks
Even if you're very short?
Interesting times we're living in.
Also the dog is super woke.
Careful, I'm not allowed in Lowe's anymore after last time.
Oh god
Where do I sign up
Probably less dangerous than a Wiimote.
And yet we still can't get Waluigi in Smash Bros.
Whut
We should build a wall!
Dingus! I'm so sorry.
Sounds like something my grandpappy always used to say.
I always wake up expecting it to be tomorrow, but it only ends up being today again.
Published December 20, 2012
Oh, Sh*t. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
I mean, what else can they do? They can warn people about climate change until they're blue in the face, but policy makers won't act. Prepare to die, I guess.
Oh, yum.
Thanks for telling him. I don't think he knew.
Wait, really?
Mine too!
Probably one of the PYF mods.
https://xkcd.com/1871/
If I ever run for any sort of office, gonna make "BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS" my campaign slogan.
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Well excuse me, bitch.