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Mud Maker: The Man Who Tried to KILL All Men

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2019-09-08 jot

Silver Age comic book cover quotes created by smashing up real headlines!

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2019-09-08

2019-09-08

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    PEOPLE CLOSE TO HIM FEAR MURDERED... TOLD AUTHORITIES SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL HIM... WAS IN GOOD SPIRITS
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