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It's All Fun and Games Until Your Face Is Nearly Torn Off by an Artist/Band Everyone Loves?

djur

can’t wait for the ABBA reunion

Exclusive: Car Wash Manager Attacked by Muppet

djur

was it gonzo

There's Another Royal Divorce Coming Out of Me

djur

okay so very recently i found this mug on ebay that i had been looking for for 10+ years after i saw a photo of it by another woman who owns one. it has princess diana and prince charles facing away from each other and on the other side theres like their wedding date, but underneath that is a section that says “sadly they have announced their intention to divorce” and the fallen union jack and welsh flag. it is the funniest thing i own. idk why im leaving this comment but anything that says royal divorce instantly reminds me of the mug

22 Candles That Might Make You Cringe a Whole Lot

djur

stop buying candles

Happy Birthday, Ronald Reagan Was Racist

djur

i hope this is what my card says this year.

34 Dead in Chimney via Hvper.com

unemondesansdanger

Good

Uranus Smells Like Her Vagina

killemdafoe

This reminds me of an Andrew Dice Clay joke

Trump Is a Cutesy Wonderland of Flesh and Debauchery

grumpfdalm

Wow.

There Is No Blood in My Mouth?

jot

It's victory wine.

Proof Italians Know How They're Made

sworld

Enjoy the comfortable stay in abali type luxury glass tent - fully made of glass with wings introduced for the first time in India. best resorts near pune

Watch the Claws Come Out of Your Taste Buds

jot

This made me, like, reflexively scrape my tongue against my teeth. Eurgh.

Stop Being Such a Badass

largeangryzebra

Can't stop won't stop

Spider-Man: Into the Pavement

geasia

Green Energy Asia is the industry leader in remanufacturing of used original equipment air suspension struts. dust blaster

Neurosurgeon Explains How He Died

djur

this headline smash is literally just an episode of grey’s anatomy

This CHEERS Bar for Squirrels Is a Gateway Drug to De-Stigmatizing Psychedelics

djur

Incredible

Birds Aren't Real Estate

djur

but they are dinosaurs

Taika Waititi Reveals His Daughter After She Gets to the Pub

unemondesansdanger

A+ parenting there

Burt Lancaster Swims Across Time and Space in a Movie

jot

Legit one of my favorite movies. Highly recommended to Twilight Zone and Black Mirror fans.

👉 41 Year Old Human Relative Was Half-Man, Half-Ape

blastinus

I always knew there was something weird about Uncle Jack.

Williams Sonoma Is Having Sex in Public Without Exposing Their Faces

jot

This year's New Kings of Sapphic Erotica contest got a little out of hand.

Thomas Middleditch's Wife Left Him a Turd

grumpfdalm

Not the best anniversary gift, I should think

It's Time to Stop Procrastinating

blastinus

Maybe later.

Report: Chinese People Under the Couch

blastinus

Don't look though. It'll just make them angry.

Florida Must Help Save the Earth

jot

We're doomed.

Used Panties and Kinky Tongues: Artists Use Coronavirus Crisis to Come

djur

holy fucking shit

marto

I just...

I'm Actually at My Funeral

djur

me every day

Brakes Are for Pansies

djur

this one is too good

EastEnders Return as Peter Barlow Kidnaps Billy Mayhew

djur

those are two entirely different shows... im

Suicide Is a Wonderful Coming-Out Story

jot

I kinda feel like I should apologize for saving this one.

Children in Spain With Two Heads Which Fight Each Other in Bizarre Fight in "Two Rounds"

jot

an Academy Award-nominated documentary, no doubt

Beggars Apparently CAN Be Hard Boiled

blastinus

I'm assuming it's talking hard boiled in the sense of hardcore action heroes, not...the other kind.

jot

jesus christ

I'm a Stupid Idiot

djur

me too

Hey Whatever Makes You Gay...

djur

...makes you stronger

Bass Fishing With a Mummified Human Toe

grumpfdalm

We've all been there.

We May Never Have Existed

grumpfdalm

Sweet, sweet oblivion.

Lorry Topples Off a Rollercoaster

djur

F

Humans Are Locked Inside and Nature Is Returning

djur

NaTuRe Is HeALiNg We ArE tHe ViRuS