Headline Smasher

Hmm, overpriced, if you ask me.

When I became the host

When did Jeopardy get so based

You don't say.

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This is the last straw

This is literally just an infowars headline, lol

This is a genuinely good tongue-twister.

How I wish this one were true.

Yes please ;_;

That Gwyneth Paltrow candle. You know the one.

You're a loose cannon, giant asteroid.

Well, is it?

Said no one who's ever had children.

Also hardcore: drinking water with one hand.

The hero we need in these trying times

Nostradamus himself couldn't have seen this one coming.

I would have assumed a legend or planeswalker.

I should think it was an insult well before COVID

This was funnier when I thought it said R2D2.

Wait, what?

Sounds accurate

This is just true

Of?

me

a culinary puzzle

The perfect way to prank your enemies

You have worked long and hard to earn your citizenship, but congratulations, you may now consider yourself an official illegal immigrant. Welcome to America.

I knew it!

Now this is the kind of publicity stunt I can get behind. Thank you, Norwegian Cruise Line!

With 34 Dead in it, this is either a very big/wide chimney, or it's very much not that.

My friends, we have a winner. Let this one rise to the top!

I hope razor blades and needles in a child's skull won't cause autism.

What a shame. I hope we at least get Hans Zimmer to write the soundtrack for the Deepfake Porn reboot.

So, are you living in a trailer or a house now? I'm confused.

Didn't know Aunt Jemima had such deep lore. Who are her enemies?

holy cr*p........ g*mer dad

GLADLY