Headline Smasher

Genius

same lmao

this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years

Jump on your boss’s head!

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That’s one way to do it.

saving this solely because i love new order

LIFT

this is just a fancier way of reciting that boss makes a dollar i make a dime thing

me dragging you to the ABBA museum for the 5th time this week

Good.

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This is horrible and perfect.

That's frikkin' c-c-cool!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering

Epic

fucked up if true

And now that is officially the weirdest place I've seen some asshole spamming their unrelated website.

We provide adhesives and grouts to cater to all your tiling and stone cladding requirements.terrace waterproofing

Yep, you can definitely tell that this is fake.

It would if I lived in NC, anyway.

Go fish

Turned it up a notch, I see.

Those damn bonobos, always hoarding all the rocks and sticks. It’s about time us humans had a pop at hitting a walnut with a pebble.

there are dozens of us

Multitasking

I love how this is followed up with ‘Great, now I’m dead’ in the top of all time list.

Budget horse

The people in charge: “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

A god among men

[citation needed]

“I got some more rations back at my place”

I’m all ears.

Donkey from Shrek be like

Catullus 97

fuck

What MMO is this from?