Headline Smasher

2020 anyone?

Unfortunately learned too late that most of the techniques you use with animals don't really work with fungi.

That's a great one!

Maybe, but I doubt many newspapers would print that money shot.

Sounds like the subtitle for a great political cartoon.

I want a video of this.

That's not how geometry works, my friend.

Wow, this one captured my mood....

Spice is a hell of a drug.

Oh please, no.

Dammit, I read "reptiles." That clearly does not say reptiles.

Nice?

Brain aneurysm, right? ..waaait a minute...

I'm already allergic to ads. I volunteer, scientists, half the work is already done here!

My favorite TV show!

they took all the reels :( sad

2076 says hi

Lindsey Graham, please come down from there

ARREST this deviant

Thats a very specific time frame.

yup.

Click.

A pork roll, egg & cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.

epic sex

Taste the rainbow!

Serious question isn't the sexual part kinda redundant?
Like is there a way for it to be non sexual?

Now on sale!

No, crimes plural, it is not simply one crime.

Cowards.

Expand Don

That's a lot to unpack here

Same.

Rude.

This might be one of my all-time favorites.

Dead pigeon
Do not eat

i actively wish this was true

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

honk

This kind of thing happens, I am told

I know covid has us all on edge but there are limits SOMEWHERE, jeff