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Vaccine passports? When is there a mask passport?
Anyways, why did the EU investigate something with brexit uk

I bet Pokémon Snap would make a case study on how PBS/NPR is a retard by 2022.

Yes

me tweeting uncomfortable truths

Vote,

I lie in the road, try to trip up the passing cars. Yes, me and the hedgehog, we bursting the tires all day.

Bipartisanship in a nutshell

Always has been

How is this surprising?

Completely plausible

It's soup for my family

Alarmist nonsense. Marlbor-O's won't encourage kids to smoke any more than Apple Jacks encouraged kids to drink.

Hey, don’t gotta call me out like that.

Renaldo, you're okay, though.

So do I

Retire to w h a t

ahh this is perfect, I wish this were real

Way ahead of you.

Oops

Finally

typical!

I wish!

but is this finding peer reviewed?

How come? [REDACTED] is a classic

Um... the Human Torch. Cyclops. ...Sunfire? There was an X-Man named Sunfire, right?

Can you call a singular member of the X-Men an X-Man?

Help me out here.

...So, uh, is this a top 10 of all time headline for me? I think maybe.

A DC Comics adaptation of Ovid's Metamorphoses could be kinda neat.

Mexico could stand to learn a thing or two from America.

https://headlinesmasher.com/642509

Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through!

Pffffhahahahaha.

Ironically that’s pretty much what happened to the original Alfalfa in the 1930s

Said the cast of SNL.

Whoever this Toast guy is, he’s a freak

They don’t kil cows for milk

a terrifying vision of the collapse of the Democratic party if HR1 is not passed

True, you can win about 20 million,

Haha

Best one of 2016 well done fam

Such a sad story bro

Eww