Headline Smasher

Man, not even FDR ever got around to completing the Infinity Gauntlet

Afghanistan runs on Dunkin!

sinner*

That's amazing. It was about five minutes before I could breathe again and wipe the tears away to type this comment xD.

she doesn't hate Mondays, she hates capitalism!

privatization has gone too far

You’re the piano man.

Why

Yet

I always thought he was more of a winged salamander

I saved this headline because I kept misreading it as something else

If you know, you know

Remember to stock up on Demonnip for the Elder Dyson fights

Roommates with Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

imagine no U.S. gender
it's easy if you try

yes, that should keep the co-eds busy

Their editor is going through a bad breakup right now.

Wow Dwell Magazine, that escalated quickly

Is this even legal?

I never thought the Phantom Thieves would sell out to political parties like this

The "Flowchart:" makes it funnier

this is so good im furious i didnt get this

RIP. He lived a long and full life.

It's the end of an era, folks

Good.

Fly me to the moon
Let me kick it's fucking ass
Let me show you what I learned in my
Moon jiujitsu class

Feathers McGraw is violating his parole, I see

"Holy shit I have a penis" - This Man

nice

Cursed.

This will be a thing one day.

R.I.P. Palpatine

My goodness. Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isn't it?

boo.

[confused reactionary noises]

Nothing happened to him, he just doesn't feel like it.

Well no wonder I lost the spelling bee

...

...ahhhhh.

I knew the bipartisan bill was negotiated down, but this is ridiculous!

Gotta love Lock-On Technology!

MOIST AND DELICIOUS. AH-HA-HA!