Headline Smasher

But don't worry: it was only light treason.

That's the cracked article

No

god I wish that were me

Oh yeah well I know yours in feet! One foot.

Yeah, I'd say so.

If you insist~

Whatever happened to
The boy that I one knew

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Diarrhea

So am I

Still my favorite smash 7 years later

I think we all do sometimes

Evangelical christians

Still feels like only yesterday...

They can't keep getting away with this!

Have you tried not having catastrophic breakdowns?

Still wishing we got Bernie

Can't sexually harass the moon

Pig's foot

I'm pretty sure we all knew this.

This is just a good mindset, saying as someone who used the internet since I was five.

Would you fuck a ghost?

Heck yeah! Heck yeah!

Heck yeah! Heck yeah!

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McEviction

The future the left wants

Very bad opinion

I saved this because I had an..."issue"... after eating a filet-o-fish

Also see, "Oh great, now I'm dead"

He didn't get anything from Wendy's?

Flat earthers having an epiphany

"What the fuck," she replied, "Why are you asking me!?"

To be fair, it's the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

Will there be backwards compatability?

Conservative gamers in regards to games that don't have black people or queer people

Shadow the Hedgehog has a new power under his belt

In a 30 horse race, Samantha knows her untrained pony doesn't have a chance in these big leagues. Fortunately for him, she has a plan...

Right below this is "Obama mourns the loss of our beloved Luigi"

BRITNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

Wrong

That must be the most extreme understatement