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I'm not going to tank because a lot of people are saying America doesn't want tanks. Believe me. They are saying that the tanks are incredibly overrated. They're low-energy group members. Not a lot of people know this, but the thing about the tanks is they pull all of the threats.
Congrats on becoming a parent, my friend! Hope the little fella will bring you and your partner as much happiness as possible. :)
My son was born a few hours ago, I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and this made my night. Thank you.
I got this when I was tired and took it super literally. I couldn't figure out how a dog could whistle. I could've just assumed it was someone literally whistling for a dog but nooo I had to wonder how a dog could whistle.
This is the most perfectly horrible one I've seen in a while. Holy shit.