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The Subpoenas Are Coming From Adidas

countershadowform

The subpoenas are coming from inside the house!

Dog Attacks, Drags 11-Year-Old Boy Playing DQ11

jot

...on the 11th hour of the 11th day, of the 11th month.

In Connecticut, Virginia and Colorado Man Finds Biological Parents Using Ancestry Kit

jot

I can't explain it, but I have a slight suspicion that the kit may not be 100% accurate.

If a Prince Murders a Journalist, That's Not a Socialist Success

jot

But if a journalist murders a prince...

Quincy Jones, Oprah Winfrey, and Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams Campaign

blastinus

2020 is going to be amazing.

Pikachu Is on Fire!!!

bluejaysblue

It's super-effective!

borommakott

Quick get some Burn Heal

velocityvsheadlines

oh no XD

👉 Trump May Have Never Existed

bluejaysblue

Phew, it was all a dream.

Ted Cruz on My Bed

jot

Been a while since I got one of these that made me physically recoil.

PS4 Has Passed Away

velocityvsheadlines

RIP

Stephen King Kong

unemondesansdanger

I would watch this.

Rapper 6ix9ine Sentenced to 10 Years Ago

jot

Time travel as punishment would be an interesting basis for a dystopian sci-fi story that probably already exists somewhere.

Watch: Celebrities Beg People to Sleep

akako

In protest of what appears to be account spamming, I'm removing all of my votes for other users' headlines.

Strategies: Now, the Markets Can Worry About Climbing Gear

jot

Yeah, it's ridiculous. Was going to post an issue about it, but I can't sign up for github on work internet.

ranjello

Somebody is cheating.

Breaking Up Is American Democracy?

ranjello

That's meant what I not!

China's Video Game Themes Played on Beer Bottles

jot

Dude, it is incredibly obvious you are using multiple accounts to vote on your own stuff. Just LOL that someone would cheat at Headline Smasher.

My Kind of Black Voters in Georgia Governor's Race Could Be Traded

jot

- Brian Kemp

Chewbacca Reincarnated as a Lawnmower?

jot

GRREAAAAAAAWWWWRGH!

I Peed in Your Vagina?

ranjello

This article's vote count tripled in just ten months!

🇨🇦 Keep Calm Canada 🇨🇦 Keep It Safe

ranjello

Canada is now safe.

GOOD News! You Can Customize the Look of Henry Plummer

quijotesca

That's specific!

Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer

ranjello

This is true.

Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?

Trump Claims He's 1/1032 T-Rex

ranjello

Must be those tiny hands.

Block Lesnar vs the Balrog of Moria

bluejaysblue

Coming soon to pay-per-view!

The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits

bluejaysblue

The shame!

Monica Lewinsky Was Not the Only Reasonable Solution....for Wile E Coyote

jot

Thank you, Headline Smasher, for making my mind go places it normally wouldn't and probably shouldn't go.

jot

It's really the roadrunner in an ACME wig and blue dress, but he either can't tell the difference or doesn't care.

People Are Still Active Ingredient

prytonis

Soylent Green is people!!!

No No, It's a Leap Year

ranjello

2018/4 = 504.5

Jesus Won't Help You Burn Calories

drfault

Dammit

Dead Brothel Owner From Nevada Just Won Everyone Free Tacos

quijotesca

Honestly, I'm not sure this is funnier than the original story

Taylor Swift Breaks Political Silence, Endorses TN Democrats Again

ranjello

...in 2022

Pro-Life Victory in the Church&#750

ranjello

What is number 750?

Texas Conservative Freaks Out on £4.5 Trillion Because of a Black Lives Matter T-Shirt

ranjello

Wrong currency sign!

Ex-Marilyn Monroe Ford Thunderbird Could Fetch £400,000 at Auction for $2M

ranjello

£1 GBP = $5 USD

Mirror Mirror on the Ground

quijotesca

Who's the fairest one around?