Headline Smasher

Melania's a guy?!

Ironically, I read "Cynthia Nixon" as "Jeanne Dixon."

Why? Because when it snows, someone is bound to die!

He'll die before he can catch one.

Rover Inception

It's asteroid rovers all the way down.

(Said the 2018 Midterm Candidates)

The EPA's nickname for the California Department of Motor Vehicles (probably due to most of them running on gas).

"Ye" is probably Kanye West.

"Ye" is probably Kanye West.

Three Colons: The Smashed Headlines: The Headline: The Comment

There are many like it, but this one is MINE!

Suddenly, pineapples.

Yes, the big clock thingy! I'm pointing at it!

1. Sex
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Sex

This headline is BeAuTiFuL.

At least.

Ford squares?

Uh, this is their slogan, so this already was news.

"Pokémon X/Y"... "X/Y"...
There's a sex pun in there, isn't there?

Supermaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Remember when Ewan McGregor said he was one?

I think the movie is called "Sloth."

I'd prefer "The Best Booze Beyond Borneo."

So it's true!

Slow news day?

of the Franchise's Decline

So, Nintendo Switch Online is getting a replacement?

Uh, a former "Sesame Street" writer said that though the current showrunners deny it, so this already was news.

I'm one of them. Where's the other eleven?

Tutancarnage?

The new cyberpunk Catlevania?

Well that is just outrageous. That's going to ruin the lovely countryside.

"It was raining awfully hard, but I'm certain I recognized the banker in his motorcar."

"Place all your weight on one paw right HERE to make the Person wake up and feed you. Note, however, that this is only guaranteed to work on the One Who Excretes While Standing."

The beef isn't kosher.

Dumb conspiracy theories ensue.

Power Up Your Ass WITH RENEWABLE ENERGY!

Isn't it supposed to be "Power Up Your Ass"?

Oh great, now they've gone and made a Politician Kryjil.