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This Is the Drunkest Country in the United States

ranjello

But isn't the United States a country on its own?

Air Pollution Linked to Lower Risk of Ebola Spreading

ranjello

So, polluted air helps Africans, then?

Brad Pitt & Leonardo DiCaprio Rock 60s Look for "Once Upon a Time"

ranjello

Not in Hollywood, then?

Silicon Valley Can't Escape the Business of Flatulence

jot

iFarted

Christains Being Exterminated Quitely Over the Holidays

ranjello

Is this 9gag again?

Exclusive: Rod Rosenstein Suggested Wearing a Mentos Suit and Being Dropped Into a River

ranjello

of Diet Coke

DOW Futures Point to a Bull, Honestly

ranjello

Probably that sculpture on Wall Street.

Bill and Jenn From "The Office" Reboot Will Crush Your Soul Calibur

newscastergal

Somehow I don't remember those characters...

Josh Gordon Won't Have a Difficult Pregnancy

ranjello

He's a MAN!!

FOX NEWS Exclusive --

ranjello

(Insert Fox News report here)

BoJack Finally Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events

ranjello

First Cynthia Nixon, and now BoJack Horseman?! What has happened to our psychic society?!!?

Cynthia Nixon Off the Tiara*

ranjello

*Not a Crown

Alligator Spotted in London to Demand Women Be on the Dance Floor

jot

He has also repeatedly demanded that women "blow his whistle."

Vomit, Used Condoms Found in Trash Cans

miimii1205

The headlines tho.

Was Kevin Love Trying to Stop Eating Tide Pods

unemondesansdanger

KEVIN NO

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

ranjello

true

Everything About It Appears

fren

It just be like that sometimes

Volkswagen Beetle to End Korean War, but U.S. Remains Wary

jot

as seen in Herbie Goes to Inchon (1981)

New Trailer: Mary Poppins Returns, With Emily Blunt Sings — Briefly — in New, Full "Mary Poppins Returns" Trailer

cpiece

“Did I mention the new ‘Mary Poppins Returns’ trailer?”

Republicans Unveil Plan to Stage Giant Terror Attacks

crystalgemology

Electing Trump as President was the first step

Kanye West Is Fine Around the Crotch Region...

crystalgemology

It's just in all his other regions that he's a complete asshole...

Shadow of Kavanaugh Is a Terrible Sequel

ranjello

to Trial of Kavanaugh

Fall Pasta Recipes That Are Astronomically Far Away

ranjello

and Involve Neutron Star Matter

80,000 Deaths Caused by Unattended Car; Police Say Hi

ranjello

Then the unattended car kills them.

Mom Honors Lost Newborn by Donating Breast Milk on That Cereal!!!

jot

I'm picturing the ending of The Grapes of Wrath, as a Rice Krispies commercial. The solemn snap, crackle, and popping.

Steve Bannon Is Just 4Kids...

ranjello

BREITBART! BREITBART AND 4KIDS ARE THE DEVIL!

I'm Non-Binary and I Can't Play Pac-Man

jot

There's a Clyde/Sue joke here that I can't quite figure out, and it would probably be in bad taste anyway.

Escape Door, Only for the Next Nine Months

jot

o_O

You Are Bert

ranjello

And I'm Ernie.

Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic

crystalgemology

I wonder what that smell is...

Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"

crystalgemology

oh the irony

Chancellor Hints at Corruption

ranjello

Palpatine.

Here There Be Vegemite

ranjello

Marmite beware!

Movies That Should Not Exist

ranjello

M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender

prytonis

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here!

ranjello

Christ finally gets it.

Jamal Khashoggi's Disappearance of COURSE

ranjello

Saudis killed him inside their consulate in Istanbul! That explains everything!

Blizzard CEO and Chairman Out Due to Frost

ranjello

That pun came out cold.

Alex Jones: Tim Cook Is the Spooky Dooty

ranjello

The notorious host of InfoWars says that Apple is celebrating Spooktober, but he obviously can't be right.

It's Time for Hammer

ranjello

Stop. HAMMERTIME.