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Moped Gang Chased by Hippo

wolfram

I want to watch this!

Adorable Toddler and Pup Play a Role in the Bedroom

jot

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cartel Gunmen Shoot 15 in Mexican Funeral Home of Course

quagga

Of course.

Lily James on Playing a Young Charles Manson

djur

i love this. it's bad.

19 Mindless Mouth Breathers Deserving of Purple Heart

crystalgemology

Isn't the Purple Heart for being wounded in combat? It's actually kind of clever if you think about it.

Guy Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought

bluejaysblue

How... romantic?

Bryce Harper's Furious Home Run Derby Comeback Left the Baseball World in Decline

bluejaysblue

Clearly, Bryce Harper is the cause of MLB's problems.

Radio Host Asks Sex Abuse Victim if It Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza

bluejaysblue

omfg.

Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS

bluejaysblue

Fuck yes!

Sesame Street Game for Horrible People

bluejaysblue

Starring Oscar the Grouch.

You Still Can't Fly

bluejaysblue

Bummer.

Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches

bluejaysblue

A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!

Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere

bluejaysblue

I'm a shiny metal sphere and this is racist.

Trump Wants to Kill Our Appetites

bluejaysblue

He already has.

Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire

joeljimenez151

holy shit

Some of the Dumb

bluejaysblue

Not all of it, just some of it.

Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974

crystalgemology

I see what you did there

The Latest: Malta Tells Aid Boat With Migrants to Go F*ck Himself, Refuse to Help Tackle Superbugs

crystalgemology

That's a little extreme Malta...

Man Arrested Trying to Tell the Truth

crystalgemology

I imagine this was China

A 3-Year-Old Died at 46

crystalgemology

OMG Benjamin Button died?

"Last Jedi" Director Begs Angry Fanboys to Remake It: Please Actually Happen

crystalgemology

This is a thing that happened

Inspiration: Young Drug Dealer Dreaming of Becoming a Radical Leftist Nutball

crystalgemology

Wow... I'm amazed that the 'fake news site' is the one that didn't use the words "radical leftist nutball".

Shiba Inu Wants to Run in 2020, CBS Reports Indicate

crystalgemology

I assume this is America. Shame I can't vote in this election.

Cop Was Driving Car That Crashed Into a Police Car, Maybe Not

crystalgemology

I love the "maybe not" at the end

Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Nerfed...Again

crystalgemology

Was she really that OP to begin with?

Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument

mrhappysadass

This one time, at band camp...

UK Government Wants a Foam Finger

bluejaysblue

They're #1! They're #1!

God, Give Me a Break

bluejaysblue

This headline speaks for all of us.

US: Missiles Target US Navy Ship With Missile

bluejaysblue

Missile-ception.

Woman Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut

bluejaysblue

This woman is my hero.

How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards

joeljimenez151

I would like this article to exist, please. I have a relevant issue.

China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm

bluejaysblue

Goodness...

Putin Warns of Russian Government as Corrupt

prytonis

Well, he would know.

19 Reasons Why It's OK to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat

bluejaysblue

Only two?

Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster

bluejaysblue

Anything for ratings.

5 Seconds of Cat Memes

thatcatps

i want more than just 5 sec

Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode

thatcatps

it all makes sense!

The Serpent's Seed Is Destroying Mountains of Weed

jot

*Tony Iommi riff*

Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments

pupypup

thats so relatable ~.~

Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger

bluejaysblue

"What's the deal with 'Chrono Trigger'?" Scintillating.