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I'd say this is the most hilarious and article-like headline I've ever seen.

Alcohol will only make you die more quickly.

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HOLY GUACAMOLE!

"Bad idea" is quite an understatement.

I can think of fifteen more.

It's a real headline with extra question marks.

I think the author of this article forgot to finish writing the title.

That would be a...controversal series to say the least.

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BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WANTED THAT

The prayer worked!

I want this

they finally reported on the Death Bed: The Bed That Eats story

That sounds kinda hot.

They literally didn't.

Fun Fact: Forrest Gump didn't run across the cosmos, but he did go to space in the book (No, really)

I believe they call it being skyclad

Those clouds aren't wearing any clothes at all!

Can I eat them?

Wow, those Amazon drones really can deliver anywhere

What's in the Box?

I just love how this one takes from the same article twice. Should that even be possible?

Sad thing is that this could be an actual headline any day now.

Apparently the "Chief Flamingo Officer" would be someone who's supposed to take care of the flamingos they plan on adding to Mar-a-Lago. I have no idea what one would be doing at a high school.

We can now get Detective Pikachu outside Japan, trex.

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...Implying he wasn't already?

you dont say

That's because he's "Weird Al."

That's like the one thing he hasn't said

How are you supposed to pronounce that?!

Is an Uber war on the horizon?

This headline was the first to include "This Fucking Pencil" as one of the articles mashed up to make it.

"GOP Expected to Fetch Up to $700,000 at Auction" would be better. £ is not American!

The "human trials" part sounds ambiguous...

Well, it was one of the worst things I've ever read

Bitcoiners are very protective of their beloved BTC.