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There Will Be a Chief Flamingo Officer at Parkland HS

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2018-03-29 quijotesca

Apparently the "Chief Flamingo Officer" would be someone who's supposed to take care of the flamingos they plan on adding to Mar-a-Lago. I have no idea what one would be doing at a high school.

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2018-03-29

2018-03-29

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