Headline Smasher

In other words, it looks like a previous Headline Smasher headline.

The Holocaust was a tragedy, indeed.

Inconceivable!

What not to say on a date.

I would buy this.

This is my single favorite headline I've gotten so far, but apparently no one else finds it as hilarious as I do.

Solo.

Spoilers, I guess.

Literal Brexit

Wasn't this a movie with Matthew McConaughey?

http://www.therealitywelivein.com/flat-earth-for-dummies/

Codename: Kids Next Door in a nutshell

Well shit.

Unfortunately, that's just the original headline with "Flowchart: " slapped on the front.

But what is the Ascension?

GODDAMN IT GEORGE

She grinds them up to make shampoo

EW

Not sure it gets better than that.

Open the door, get on the floor! (Yeah gonna say it's about actual dinosaurs and not a team)

OBVIOUSLY

OK it's a terrible headline but I think it's a pretty tasty word salad. What does it mean?

this is the best one

perfect

1. It has been deemed unconstitutional.

My face hurts, my stomach hurts, i’m crying, we’ve found the ultimate headline guys

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

oh my god I love this one

Two equally important questions.

Okay this proves God has a sense of humor

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!

Will the left survive the left?

*They're referring to Michelle Obama.

Open the box!

Maybe Russia is willing to ally with Iran now?

So Russia shifted their alliance with North Korea to the country they bombed together?

Are they sorry for teaming up with Russia to bomb Iran?

I bet this is about Headline Smasher!

For example, he sat on a wall and had a great fall.

HOOORAY