Headline Smasher

Yum, zombies.

Now you are.

Fake News Corp: bringing you misinformation since 2017.

Not the Boss Baby.

It's time for war, and also to eat bees.

Wait, POUNDS?! We're talking about an American here; I'd like $100!

vore

There was an execution device called the Brazen Bull, where someone is inserted into a statue of a bull and roasted to death inside of it.

Send Lisa to space.

Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through.

Good.

Only a little?

I wish I knew who died. I guess the dad?

The other 36% is ice and vapor.

Why does this only have 3 votes? It's amazing.

I would read that article

Aw man

If the twitter bot tweets it, the score reflects retweets and favorites.

Yesterday it was 8 votes

How would this sound?
"Trump Has Been Quietly Building a Political Group to Defeat Trump's Agenda"

"Why are you in my bedroom?"

"Uh-Oh" is right.

"De wae" is a horrible meme. Fight me.

I prefer mine grilled.

I can't decide if I want this to be about the football team or actual birds

His school was rough

Party like it's 1999 bottles of beer on the Wall Street Journal

This is pretty awesome

Justin Timberlake No Venue ‘O Thomas, Bomber No Control Cancer

Sorry, Can You Translate This?

JRDaA for President.

Crueldad is best dad.

I'm doing ur mum

Ｏｋａｙ．

How many votes would "A Few Words From This Fucking Pencil" get?

Of course he does.

Will the millennials survive Gen Z?

And now it's trying to stop!

Nobody better toucha it.

A headline from a time where secularism is rapidly growing in America.