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That’s why I’m moving to Canada.
Yep.
:-()
-.-
Sounds like a trashy spam ad.
What the f**k?!
CONGRATS!
And you too, newspaper comic Spider-Man!
I can see this actually happening.
actually
Please stand by
That's one meeting I'd like to be at.
Smart choice
Maybe he was too high?
NEVER!
I'm all for that! Bring me puppies!
FINALLY
Harsh
Nuff said
I wanna read this book
How is that possible.
I wish I knew what troll hunting had to do with buying cheese
I need one of those
"The Wieners Zone" would also be acceptable
this is most people, including me
Who even sleeps with rubber ducks to begin with?
rubber duckie, you're the one you make bedtime so much fun ;)
I am a robot from the future!
That sounds like a real headline to be honest.
Why doesn't this have more votes? It's perfect.
Turns out, they've been scamming you the whole time
THATS NOT MY WIFE
literally same
Yeah, that sounds about right
Jesse, we need to cook up some controversy
Worlds Collide on a whole other level.
A quote from Elton John
I vote to make this a reality
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It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.
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