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Ted Cruz Is Now Available

drfault

Sounds scary

Scientists Say "No"

drfault

Why doesnt this have more votes

David Bowie Leaves

drfault

Thats just too bad

Donald Trump Files $500 Million Suit Against Homosexuality

drfault

This sounds like something he would actually do

I'm Done With the Ducks

drfault

Fuck these ducks amirite

World's Oldest Person Dies at 68

drfault

Are you sure about that

Dunkin Donuts Now Has Long Legs

drfault

Now America is definitely RAN with Dunkin'

Earth Will Face Felony Charges

drfault

Earth blew up Mars and blamed it on Pluto

You Can Do Chores

drfault

Or can I?

Italians Aren't Allowed to Drive

miimii1205

Whoever made that one up played too much Mario Kart...

Angry Steve Bannon Declares Trump Presidency

miimii1205

I think he meant 'bankruptcy', but that would also do...

Milk in a Hose

miimii1205

That's god

We Are Better Off as a Gimmick

countershadowform

That's a rather long headline in the middle there.

Natalie Cole's Son Dead at 69 After Battling Cancer Patient

miimii1205

I'm pretty sure that cancer patient had an Australian knife. Otherwise, it's just pathetic...

Dwayne on a Flight

sirbacon

"Dwayne on a Plane"

Twitter Is Bringing Back the Court Jesters

miimii1205

Do thier court jester had a small loan of a million dollars?

Even Science Says Women Have "a Quarter the Brainpower of Men"

miimii1205

I would like to see their sources, tho

This Unicorn Went Searching for the People

miimii1205

What a twist!

The Fight Against Global Warming "Deniers"

miimii1205

1v1, final destination, fox only. Let's do it

Soldier Avenges 9/11 by Watching Porn (Probably)

unemondesansdanger

"probably?"

Chopin in the Squad

unemondesansdanger

this is the best thing i've ever seen

12 Delightful Revelations From the Cesspool

djur

big fan of this one tbh

A Guide to Riding Your Damn Bike

unemondesansdanger

harsh

Yes I Would Be a Dragon

countershadowform

Is this a sequel?

A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle

nomevir

Must've been Otto from the Simpsons

Hot Teacher Busted Allegedly Had Sex With Squidward

lonely_streets

Yoooooooo

China Issues Dire Warning on Facebook, It's Just a Dumbass Panda Repeatedly Falling Out of Cartoons

countershadowform

Must be a warning about the dangers of letting cartoon characters escape.

I Like My Humor Like I Like Land

quijotesca

Dry? Dirty?

Eating Fried Potatoes Linked to Marijuana

miimii1205

Could it be the other way around?

Police Say 👋

miimii1205

👋🏿

Will Trump Deal With Your Lightsaber ?

quijotesca

I doubt it.

Forever Alone Like a Pantomime Horse in a Nutshell....

quijotesca

What does that even mean, computer?

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

quijotesca

I don't think anyone's accusing me of manipulating votes but it's so weird.

quijotesca

Yeah, I don't know what happened here and it's my submission.

Math Can Be a Terrorist

lonely_streets

My teachers were wrong!

quijotesca

I KNEW IT

Quentin Tarantino Is Making a Blockchain Push

countershadowform

I read that as "blockchain plush" for a second.

Officer Who Killed Shoplifter Is Sentenced to Death by Cows

quijotesca

I was assuming cows were a method of execution, but I really have no idea why

countershadowform

Execution by cows, or sentencing by cows?

Trump Tweets That Will Leave You Utterly Confused

quijotesca

Yup, all of them