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I'm a Big Move Towards Greener Beauty Products

cookiemusket

Shrek? Is that you?

Tragic Baby Who Died at 75

miimii1205

Such a tragedy...

That Giant Inflatable Swan Is Now Just $109

aquascissors

what a steal

Car Made From Car Parts

thefunnytimes

seems legit

NASA Found a Giant Nerd

drkelexo

how did they find me

Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos to Attend Funeral Dressed as Giant Penis

miimii1205

You know it's tradition to dress in black at funerals....

Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Appearing in Ed Edd N Eddy

quijotesca

Goddamn it, but he was supposed to be Rolf

Seagull Steals a Pair of Robot Arms?

quijotesca

Mine! Mine! Mine!

1 Killed, 3 Hurt as Police Officer Dead, 2 Students Hospitalized in Apparent White House Easter Bunny

unemondesansdanger

whaa

No Potatoes in This Trailer for Star Wars

quijotesca

Well, fuck that then.

Roses Are Red, My Name Is Kevin Bacon

miimii1205

He has such a way with words...

Disney's Wild New Theme Park Is About Sex

quijotesca

FINALLY

Stretch Armstrong Gets Engaged to UFC Heavyweight Travis Browne

quijotesca

Congratulations!

Parasites Could Be in Jail for Hacking Minecraft, Xbox Live, and Others

quijotesca

Literal computer bugs in jail

I Buried My Own Stalker :D

quijotesca

Yay!

I Ate Too Many Straight White Males

nebby_get_in_the_bag

V

miimii1205

You know what they say : you are what you eat

quijotesca

*burp*

Erykah Badu Announces Tour De Fuk De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK DUDE WUT AAAARGH

nebby_get_in_the_bag

what

Monsters Are Real and They Sure Are Flavorful

miimii1205

Oh my~~~~

Trump Expected to Announce New Album

miimii1205

From his well known group "Trump and the Trumpets"?

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

miimii1205

I'm pretty sure that high vote count is due to Russian hackers 😉

quijotesca

Honestly, I dunno, anitbot. Personally I think the one about Rick Perry taking time to get into ICP is way funnier

countershadowform

Well, that number is an outlier if I ever saw one.

antibot

excuse me why dies this have four times the karma of dragon fucker

The Earth Was a Cautionary Tale

sirbacon

We'll know better on our second homeworld...

Klingons Are Very Concerned

quijotesca

yIDaQo' umqu' ghot

cyris

How do you say "I'm worried about this" in Klingon?

Hitler Had a Bad Idea

cyris

...but he did nothing wrong?

CIA, FBI Launch Manhunt for a Stupid Guy

miimii1205

They'll never catch me alive 😜

Ivanka Trump Has Been Captured

miimii1205

Oh god.

Is that Shia's revenge? 😂

Prankster Parents Who Have Gone Vegan

quijotesca

"That's not meat, son. That's tofu! I pranked you so good!"

Rick Perry Takes Time to Seriously Get Into Insane Clown Posse

quijotesca

I really wanna know what his Juggalo name is

Cubs, Brewers Square Off in Blue Bikini

quijotesca

Are they all wearing a single bikini? Wow.

Trump Is Reportedly Hitting the Nail in the Sewer in Creepy New "It" Trailer

miimii1205

Down here, the walls are built

Former North Korea Border Wall Street Fighter

quijotesca

As they say in that Big Little Dipper Dipper song, "Party like it's 1999 bottles of beer on the Wall Street Journal."

#WannaCry Ransomware Exposed as a Surreal Vaporwave Art Piece

miimii1205

WOW

Tits Out for Fast Food Chains

misericordia

Pretty sure you'd get arrested for that.

Its a Lawnmower, Not a Math Major

sirbacon

Dangit, Jim!

Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!

unemondesansdanger

Don't think they could get away with that