Headline Smasher

RIP

Well, that's easy;
There's a trash can on each of your comments.

Click it and it's gone.

You mean "trap" as in music or...

The Phantom Tollbooth?

Gravity doesn't exist. It is just that the entire world sucks.

Real chicken?

Aww geez Rick...

Why that long? He won't last a week.

Disney now owns Star Wars, this is possible.

I'm sorry, but your baby has been randomly selected to get off the flight.

Can't substain himself? Not my fuckin' problem 😉

cuck

I hope he'll return safely in the rivers' beds 😢

I bet the river is missing him so much.

Is it Ubisoft iconic or truly iconic?

no

yes pls

what about Mickey's poo?

google is now donald trump

poor democracy lol

*Not applicable to the 76ers Kings Magic or Knicks

nice to see the news being positive for a change

This is the most accurate summery i've ever seen

well lets hope future you remembers to unlock your door for you

"Too bad Jimmy Easters over"

A true hero

Nooo

:(

YAAAY!

She would know

But isn't Antarctica a girl, and a frigid one at that? Well, maybe a girlfriend is what she needs.

Now that's the definition of a scam

Congratulations

This is normal after they stepped into the porn biz.

How timely.

Landmines, Guns, Battleships, Turrets.

I don't.

Now, will there ever be a celebrity named Van Gasoline?

Isn't there any place where there are no graffiti taggers? What will they do next, deface the moon? Could you imagine looking up at the moon and seeing that someone carved a middle finger on it?

Just imagine if there were Purple people....they would likely have one of the most violet gangs every.

So a new kids' song? "London Bridge is blown to bits, blown to bits, blown to bits. London Bridge is blown to bits, my fair lady."

Reminds me of the Florida man who stopped traffic by eating a pancake in the middle of a highway.