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7 Most Ridiculous Things About Pokémon X and Fortis Memory Lines Aimed at Ryzen

eeveelutionize

What an article

Hapless ISIS Suicide Bomber "Needs More Practice" After Blowing Himself Up Targeting Group of Fighters

eeveelutionize

He's dead

eeveelutionize

I don't think he's getting any more

11 Lamest Way to Explore Venus Williams

eeveelutionize

Oh goodness

Super Bowl History of Course Russians Are Playing "Chicken" With Trains

eeveelutionize

Dang, maybe I should get more interested in football

McDonald's ARches Might Be Watching Your YouTube Videos, and More Than

eeveelutionize

Stop slacking, logo

The Carpetbagger: Denzel Washington, the Oscars Accountant Who Was Blind From Birth. Awesome Wildlife

eeveelutionize

Don't be mean to Denny.

Man Abducted, Beaten in Wicker Park Ousted

eeveelutionize

Dang aliens

The Myth Is True Story Behind New Kids on the Lower East Side

eeveelutionize

That's not what a myth is, though.

This Mule Deer Buck Looks Ready to Give Republicans "the Big Payback" Over Gorsuch Nomination

eeveelutionize

What the buck

Probably Bad News: A Lovely Sportcar! Any Supercar Lover Here?

eeveelutionize

Yeah, probably bad

Samsung to Launch a Rapid Pro-Boxing Ascent on April 22 StubHub Center Card

eeveelutionize

Samsung's hanging through with the satisfying it's fans once again

An Unsigned Email May Create a Unique Handshake for Every One of Saturn's Moons Looks Like Today in Iraq, ISIS Says

eeveelutionize

Wat

Hockey Player Turns Stick Into a Magnifying Glass

eeveelutionize

A talented man

If You Seen This Please Comment I Think My Walnut Has Autism

eeveelutionize

I have autism too, i can relate to this walnut

blarghhhh

I Think My Walnut Has Autism

gromoff

I think my walnut has autism.

Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea

gromoff

This is news?

Tiger Woods Searching for a Woman's Organs Shift Inside Her During Pregnancy

unemondesansdanger

I'm not sure of the legality of that

White House to Persuade Him to Die

miimii1205

Ky?

Sophia Is Ok

wahwah

But what about Annie?

NASA Revives "Weird Life Forms" Living Inside Me...

gromoff

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zelda: Breath of the Funniest Super Bowl Losers Sorrow

eeveelutionize

Nintendo gettin' busy, I see.

Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle

unemondesansdanger

Sentences that should alert the authorities

Netflix Drops a Brand New Truck on "Conan"

gromoff

R.I.P. Conan the Barbarian. ????-2017 "I just wanted a world where barbarians could be equal."

Star Wars Death Star Wars

gromoff

It's a war between various incarnations of the Death Star. Theres the Episode IV Death Star, the Episode VI Death Star, the Episode VII "Not Death Star", and the Episode I-III in progress Death Star. Place your bets ladies and gentlemen.

sirbacon

wait, what was that middle one again?

Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear

purplegirl

That's talented if you can poop out writing.

Barack Obama Is Wearing His Face

purplegirl

Won't he be called a racist for wearing blackface?

A Bus-Sized Asteroid Is Set to Elect Hillary?

purplegirl

Hillary is a bus-sized hemorrhoid!

Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human?

gromoff

No, you are supposed to be an omnisexual attack helicopter that identifies as the letter M.

Man Survives After Being Called Vulgar Name

gromoff

While it is true that he survived, he was in a coma for 3 weeks. During this time the person who called him that name was arrested for criticism, with his final words before taken into custody being "He deserves every bit of criticism being thrown his way." Afterwards the man being criticized sued the name caller for slander. The plaintiff won, and the rest is history. That my friends, is how political correctness became a thing.

I Want to Die

gromoff

2meirl4meirl.

trashbtop

same

World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt

gromoff

"Hey dad, I have one last wish before I die."
"What is it son?"
"Bring the entirety of the MLG crew here."
"Why?"
"So that I can get rekt one final time."
"Why would you want to do that?"
"For honor, dad. For honor..."

NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody

gromoff

PLOT TWIST: They put it there themselves purely to say they found life on Mars.

Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game

gromoff

The sad part is, I can actually see this being a real headline.

Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument

thebube

Cats and pianos do not mix

Federal Employees Are Using Encryption Tools to Prevent Suicide on Live TV During Grammys Performance

unemondesansdanger

I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet

Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life

thepenguinking2

His coconut gun can fire in spurts.