Headline Smasher

I don't like this new direction Fire Emblem's taken

Expand dong. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i love gangnam style

Talk about a giant light bulb!

Wtf did I just read

this is so messed upo

so funney

No reason the Major couldn't use a male prosthetic body...

This poem makes no sense.
NO INDOOR VOICE!

That's one way to make it fall down...

I know that very few people are going to get this joke, but: HeRe'S yOuR pIzZa SiR.

Hey son, why won't you have Breast Augmentation for breakfast today? 😂

You don't say.

Go home, Headline Smasher. You're drunk.

It might as well be at this point

Why am I not surprised?

And....?

Obama Azathoth in 2020!

Is that the porn parody

Yeah so?

Without chewing it.

Yes sir. Right this way sir.

So I'm torn between making a Phoenix Wright reference, or making a RWBY reference. Which one should I do?

At least the urn can be.

POCKET SAND!

The Chicago Bulls?

I wish I knew why this made me giggle

How about a vaccine to protect against ghetto behavior? That would stop a lot of so-called "racism."

I have never seen a headline that summerizes my life more

Chris Ray Gun, is that you?

"NEVER ENOUGH"

So Taco Bell ?

"Again?"

I can see why that sequel was less successful

I didn't knew Sonichu birthday cards existed.

Who else first read this as "50% children"?

a brave new world of emoji headlines

I can't wait to see his reaction...

I literally can't.

I want this movie now.

NOTE ON THIS HEADLINE: The way it was saved ruined the original meaning, as there were originally quotation marks around "Sex and the Beast".

Steven Adams no

I don't blame them. I mean, just look at it. It is one of the most high quality signatures I have ever seen.