Headline Smasher

I KNEW IT

So that's how to make it worse.

Is this Peak Clickbait?

...all of them?

Just the one footstep, as usual.

Only four?

Facebook uses React.
It's super effective!

I think I heard this joke before...

"Join the blue side... we have Cool Ranch!"

Waiting for this to become an actual headline

Step one: Remove avocados

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

Thank goodness. Not a speedo is like to see...

Turns you on like an electric switch?

It's too late.

FINALLY

Step 1: play in traffic

As soon as the drugs start to kick in.

Someone must have performed a glitch.

"Man, you call THAT 'breaking and entering?' I've seen better heists when my cat eyes the bag of deli meat on the kitchen counter!"

that poor plumber never saw it coming

You know the one!

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Whoopsy-daisy!

What a cuck.

😂

That's what she said.

Return to sender

My fave meme

D:

Actually true for some agricultural areas.

Hopefully not, after a certain recent incident.

Being an empath means you can feel what plants feel. OBVIOUSLY.

I agree

That's a weird euphemism for sex

HOORAY!

I imagine Death Valley probably isn't quite the best place for a fur-covered animal, though.

Expected the original headline containing "Pelicans" to be referring to the team name and was pleasantly surprised. You can never tell with some of these creature words...

There were dogs in my coffee, dogs in my coffee...

I'm sold!