"Man, you call THAT 'breaking and entering?' I've seen better heists when my cat eyes the bag of deli meat on the kitchen counter!"
I imagine Death Valley probably isn't quite the best place for a fur-covered animal, though.
Expected the original headline containing "Pelicans" to be referring to the team name and was pleasantly surprised. You can never tell with some of these creature words...
So that's how to make it worse.